We've Done Fave Movie Quotes, But What About TV Quotes?!


Question: If you're a fan of any show (usually a sitcom), you can clearly remember all your favorite one-liners, & zingers. Just like you do w/ your fave movie quotes.

So what're yours?

Mine-

(from 'Alice'. 70s sitocm about a single mom & her son)

Set up: Alice & son are talking to a family therapist & she asks the kid why he doesn't get along w/ his mom.

Tommy: She's a nag!! She makes me wash the dishes, CLEAN my room, TAKE out the garbage AND do my homework!"

therapist (turns & looks at Alice): Ooo. you ARE a nag! :)


The Jeffersons (loud mouth George & wise-cracking maid, Florence):

George: FLORENCE! Didn't I say I wanted my scotch on the ROCKS?!

Flo: Then why don't you pour it over yo' haid?!
:)


Answers: If you're a fan of any show (usually a sitcom), you can clearly remember all your favorite one-liners, & zingers. Just like you do w/ your fave movie quotes.

So what're yours?

Mine-

(from 'Alice'. 70s sitocm about a single mom & her son)

Set up: Alice & son are talking to a family therapist & she asks the kid why he doesn't get along w/ his mom.

Tommy: She's a nag!! She makes me wash the dishes, CLEAN my room, TAKE out the garbage AND do my homework!"

therapist (turns & looks at Alice): Ooo. you ARE a nag! :)


The Jeffersons (loud mouth George & wise-cracking maid, Florence):

George: FLORENCE! Didn't I say I wanted my scotch on the ROCKS?!

Flo: Then why don't you pour it over yo' haid?!
:)

Sanford & Son: Scenario, Fred tells Lamont that he is marrying a younger woman. She comes to the house & it turns out to be one of Lamont's old girlfriend. Fred goes to call a cab, but Lamont picks up phone & tell Fred the phone is dead. Fred goes next door to use neighbor's phone. Lamont & lady have conversation yada yada & so on.
Fred comes back.

Lamont says to Fred he has something to tell him & the lady says not to.

Lamont: Pop, Judy & I are lovers
Fred:(sitting on couch with arm around Judy & then moves it away) But, I wasn't gone but 5 minutes
Sorry it was a long way to get to the quote. Fred finds out after lamont explained the situation. Neither one married the lady

From "Arrested Development"

Tobias: I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors maybe. Or better yet, hot sea-

Michael: I like hot sailors.

Tobias: Mmmm, me too.

Have a Coke and a smile!

Youre a pip alice
From The Honeymooners

From M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter is sick, and Hawkeye tells him he looks awful. Potter responds "Good! I'd hate to think I felt this bad and kept it my own little secret!"

Family Guy, where Stewie says "I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total b.itch."

In The Simpsons , when Marge comes to the powerstation to make up with Homer.
He picks her up and carries here out saying "Im taking you out to the back seat of my car ,and I wont be back for at least 10 minutes"

From "Firefly:"

Kaylee, upon viewing a cow fetus in a jar that's being claimed as an alien creature:

"Poor little thing never even saw the light of day. Now he's in show business."

The Office (USA):

Dwight Schrute: "I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuStM8M1b...

From "Taxi"
Jim is taking a written driving test. He gets stuck on a question and asks "What does a yellow light mean?"
Tony answers "Slow down." Jim asks again, slowly.
"Whaaaat dooooooes a yeeeelloooow liiiight meeeean?"
"Slow down!" Jim asks the question several times, slower and slower and slower....



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