Whats your absolute favorite seinfeld quote or moment?!
Question: i have too many to mention so im curious about your if your a fan.
Answers: i have too many to mention so im curious about your if your a fan.
In no particular order:
The whole scene where George pleads ignorance to sleeping with the janitor on his desk:
-Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
-George Costanza: Who said that?
-Mr. Lippman: She did.
-George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
-Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
-George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
The "when is it a pizza" debate between Poppy and Kramer. The whole abortion metaphor is classic.
"BUT I HAVE HAND!!!"
"And you're gonna need it!" Probably the best line by a non-recurring character ever.
"It's very refreshing!" with the Kramer inflection that's impossible to mimic.
"Once those gorillas accept you you've got it made in the shade!"
There are WAY too many to list but those are the ones that popped up into my head just now.
Soup Nazi.
"No soup for you!!"
sponge worthy lol
Same here, but I love Elaine's-"Get Out!"
That's the only one that comes to my mind.
Oh yeah- "No soup for you!" from the Soup Nazi
Another Festivus MIRACLE!
I also like the "Opposite" George. Everything he did was opposite of his natural instinct and it went well for him....A lesson there.
"No Soup For You!"
or
"I WAS IN THE POOL!!"
my nephew will have to walk with a limp because you don't know how to park cars or not that there is anything wrong with it or hi five
My favorite moment was when Poppy peed on the couch.
Quote-Is it...? Could it...? Could he have...? It is! Poppie peed on my sofa!!
"And you want to be my latex salesman..."
"You're hung up on some clown, man, from the sixties, man..."
"There I stood, face to face with the great fish-"
"Mammal"
"-whatever..."
"Like a frightened turtle..."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
- Elaine after learning that 'they shrink'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqnf7sLkm...
then kramer says
"who doesnt like them?, they are very refreshing!"
Kramer: "I'm out!"