Whats your favorite quote from the Simpsons?!

Question: Mr. Burns: One dollar for eternal happiness?! I’d be happier with the dollar.

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Answers: Mr. Burns: One dollar for eternal happiness?! I’d be happier with the dollar.

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the sound of bart being strangled.

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"eat my shorts"

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nsync

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"Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix." - Comic Book Guy

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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

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Lisa(at the Lollapalooza music festival)- "Gosh! This place smells just like Otto's jacket!"

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lbart "dont have a cow man"

homer "do'h"

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the way homer says doh!! and bart says eat my shorts!!

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It tastes like...burning!

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Bart(on a visit to New York): " Hey, there's ZZ TOP!!!!"

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"Ha Ha!"

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Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

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Spider Pig!!!
Spider Pig!!!
Does whatever a Spider Pig does!!!

Can he swing
from a web?
No he can't,
cuz he's a Pig!!!

Loook out!!!! It's Spider Pig!!
Loook out!!!! It's Spider Pig!!

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Homer - Monkeys Cry

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Homer: "Give me liberty, or give me--Ooh! Jelly donut!"

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After Lisa points out that, Ham, Bacon and Pork chops all come from the same animal.

Homer: Sure, Lisa... A maaagical animal.

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My favorite is one of Homer's

"I once knew a man from Nantucket, and the stories about him were greatly exaggerated".

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