Rate these 3 gags I wrote please?!
Question: I recently went downtown to get a job.
I went without seeing my peeps for a week or so and they ask me where you been? I told them I got this new truck driving job at the Ruberoid. They says: aint them folk on strike? I don't know but theys a bunch of r-dn-cks out front with signs. Boy you a scab! I am? Why you say that? Cause thats what you gonna have if them fellers find you after dark!
Another good job done gone,and I even passed the drug test. Thanks fluffy!
I tryed to get a job at the airforce but I was color blind.
I holler discrimination so they let me have a tryout.
I got in the cockpit and took off. The pilot told me: see that red lever over there,that's the landing gear. Pull it. Not that one you idiot! That's the bomb doors. OOPs!
I tried all manor of jobs at one time or another from a hack to a nail driver. The best jobs always go quick. Lately I have had to settle for skyscraper window washer platform cleaner. It is my job to clean the crap off the platform from
Answers: I recently went downtown to get a job.
I went without seeing my peeps for a week or so and they ask me where you been? I told them I got this new truck driving job at the Ruberoid. They says: aint them folk on strike? I don't know but theys a bunch of r-dn-cks out front with signs. Boy you a scab! I am? Why you say that? Cause thats what you gonna have if them fellers find you after dark!
Another good job done gone,and I even passed the drug test. Thanks fluffy!
I tryed to get a job at the airforce but I was color blind.
I holler discrimination so they let me have a tryout.
I got in the cockpit and took off. The pilot told me: see that red lever over there,that's the landing gear. Pull it. Not that one you idiot! That's the bomb doors. OOPs!
I tried all manor of jobs at one time or another from a hack to a nail driver. The best jobs always go quick. Lately I have had to settle for skyscraper window washer platform cleaner. It is my job to clean the crap off the platform from
#1 may have something there, but the timing is off. Maybe talk about the job more, how excited everyone is, "there's even a party out front with signs and everything" then make the punchline the fact they are on strike.
#2 and #3, I'm not sure how to fix, but they need fixing.