Who thought the stalker's lyrics on American Idol were kinda funny?!
Question: There is girl I know I follow her around. She hasn't noticed me it really gets me down. I broke into her house when she wasn't there. Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear. I'm always thinking of her. I really think that I love her. I'm not much of a talker, so I guess that I'll just stalk her. I'll stalk her.. .
If she were a doggie I would walk her..
If she were a black board... I would chalk her.
If I were Columbo I would Peter Faulk her.
So I'll just stalk her.
If she was wanting some good times I would be Jimmy Walk-her.
If she was a bathtub ... I would caulk her.
Answers: There is girl I know I follow her around. She hasn't noticed me it really gets me down. I broke into her house when she wasn't there. Took off all my clothes and tried on her underwear. I'm always thinking of her. I really think that I love her. I'm not much of a talker, so I guess that I'll just stalk her. I'll stalk her.. .
If she were a doggie I would walk her..
If she were a black board... I would chalk her.
If I were Columbo I would Peter Faulk her.
So I'll just stalk her.
If she was wanting some good times I would be Jimmy Walk-her.
If she was a bathtub ... I would caulk her.
LOL... yeah... it was funny... but SOOOO creepy! Part of me wondered if this was a real life experience... or if he was just joking around.... his face was so serious!
That's just a tad creepy!
I saw that, they should not have given that guy any time shown on tv.
Funny...No...creepy...Yes!
Yes, I laughed soo hard. I loved it. What was really funny was when he started to approach her the security guards got him. lol. he should be a comedian.
It was different, but scary in the same way.
NOT FUNNY !! I thought it was VERY CREEPY and DISTURBING !!!
I don't find it funny actually
Its silly, misguided and disillusioned. Especially that underwear part. that was so retarded.
I think he's just desperate to get on national tv and around the world.
...I think the police should make him a "person of interest", and I don't think whoever he's stalking found his lyrics to be "kinda funny" either.....Thanks for re-enforcing his sick rhetoric....
I thought it was hilarious. A lot more entertaining than some of the other schmucks they run up there.
i thought it was hilarious!!!!! a friend of mine wote a song similar to that about two years ago and performs it when he does his acustic gigs at local bars in my town. it is a great laugh and a great fun time!
I didn't think it was funny at all. Y'all can say I don't have a sense of humor or whatever you want, but I used to have a stalker and the guy that was singing this horrible song to Paula really did look evil and scary. Brought back some really bad memories for me. Thank goodness Randy and Simon to the initiative to back this guy out of there. American Idol really shouldn't have given this guy his 15 minutes of fame. It was absolutely disgusting and uncalled for IMO.
Funny but creepy but for all we know AMERICAN IDOL prollie set that stuff up and scripted that for ratings..