Bumhole hurts due to organic chicken,tips needed?!


Question: I bought an organic (better than free range) chicken from tescos' £8.50 only problem was that i must not have cooked it long enough although the juices were clear, well 4 hrs later i was on the loo , no sickness but nearly an hour on the throne,now my ring is like a fresh bullet wound,mind you got a lot of reading done when i wasn't in labour,i'm finding it hard to sit down now.


Answers: I bought an organic (better than free range) chicken from tescos' £8.50 only problem was that i must not have cooked it long enough although the juices were clear, well 4 hrs later i was on the loo , no sickness but nearly an hour on the throne,now my ring is like a fresh bullet wound,mind you got a lot of reading done when i wasn't in labour,i'm finding it hard to sit down now.

are you sure you've not been sitting on something that wasn't the loo?

don't eat organic food anymore

I don't think it was the chicken Steve,do you have a lodger?

Buy a Inflatable rubber ring and sit on it?

LMAO are you for real?? And they say americans are wack!

Grab some Anusole or other bum ointment and apply liberally. Also an icepack(one of the squishy ones) that you can sit on will help with swelling. XD

Last night I pulled a string out of my dog's butt.

oh dear what can the matter be poor steve is stuck on the lavatory.... hahaha

This is the sort of misery that factory chickens go through.
No offense, but I wouldn't want to eat your 'bishops nose'!
Let us all take a moment?....................................

try eating via the other end...IE the mouth!

Did you remove the beak, feet and feathers first? I'd imagine those (albeit fresh) are pretty difficult to pass.

Keep a sample and take it for analysis, just don`t trip over on the way.

free range must mean we have to cook it 4 5 hours

Your bumhole hurts? Stop having sex there!

rotflmao

you not s'posed to eat the beak....lol.....it doesn't digest....



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