What happened on Gossip Girl last night?!
Question: I missed it... stupid Degrassi marathon had me caught up and I only saw the ending hug between Blair and Serena.
Answers: I missed it... stupid Degrassi marathon had me caught up and I only saw the ending hug between Blair and Serena.
To begin our week, a very special lady was spotted buying a home pregnancy test at a local drugstore (you could at least go incognito, this is NYC not some small town in the middle of nowhere). Well, luckily for us, one of my amazing spies caught her in action and snapped a picture. It was Serena van der Woodsen! From breaking into Constance to thinking she was pregnant, looked like old Serena was making her way back. We've missed you!! So Serena could be pregnant? And the father would be, gulp, Lonely Boy? Eek. Everyone was abuzz of news that S might be with child, including a shocked Dan. But being a true man, Dan confronted Serena and told her that no matter what he would be there for herand the baby. He loved her. Serena told him she wasn't pregnant. Dan was relieved. He was way too young to be a dad (I mean, come on, he still played with dolls, hello Cedric). Serena went to the steps of the Met where Blair was sitting with the girls. She announced to everyone she wasn't pregnant and asked to speak with Blair alone. The two walked away and Serena told Blair she took a bullet for her today. Serena may not be pregnant, but Blair could be. Blair's missed her period and has been majorly bitchy recently. Serena urged Blair to take the test but she refused. Blair Waldorf may be a lot of things but pregnant she was not.
Dan planned a romantic dinner for him and Serena at his place but Serena could barely eat. She was just so worried about Blair and thought she was being extremely foolish about this whole thing. Dan realized something was up and Serena told him about the situation. Blair had sex with Chuck and she might be preggers. Dan was stunned. Chuck? Dan hated Chuck but he thought Chuck had the right to know about what was going on. Serena agreed and the two hugged. Aw, this couple really can do no wrong. But oops, guess who was caught eavesdropping? Why, our favorite little sister, Jenny Humphrey. This was huge gossip that hardly anyone knew about. Oh, what's a girl to do?
Serena went to Chuck and told him she thought Blair might be pregnant. Chuck said he used a condom. He was responsible. But Nate? Who knows about him. Serena was aghast. Blair had sex with Chuck and Nate? Seemed like Blair Waldorf wasn't as pure as Serena thoughtBlair decided to finally be an adult and took a pregnancy test. And the result: NOT PREGNANT! Thank God (no offense, but Blair isn't exactly what I'd call the maternal type and come on, after the whole Jamie Lynn thing, teen pregnancy was kind of overplayed). She quickly called Serena and told her the good news. Serena was so excited. She so did not want Blair to have to go on the Maury show to find out who the baby daddy was. It seemed like all had been forgiven between these two best friends. Everything looked like it was going to be okay. But looks can be so deceiving.
As Blair walked to school, she passed Chuck. She told him she wasn't pregnant and that she wasn't afraid of him anymore. If he were going to tell Nate about the two of them he would have done it in Monaco. Blair wasn't playing anymore of Chuck's games. It was over. But the only person who ever ends one of Chuck's game, is Chuck. Don't ever mess with him. He sent a text message to me that read: S not pregnant, covering for Blair. Same Blair whose sheets were rumpled by two guys in one week. And then I did my civil duty and sent it out as a blast. Once again, people were abuzz. Looked like the Virgin Queen wasn't as pure as she pretended to be. Who's your Daddy, B? Baby Daddy that is? Two guys in one week? Ah, ****, much?
Nate read the blast and was startled. What could that mean? Good thing (or bad thing? We don't really know) for him, Jenny was there to let him in on the big secret about Chuck and Blair. Nate confronted Chuck outside of the school and it looked like he was out for blood. He was furious at Chuck. Chuck told him he only took from Blair what she had kept throwing at Nate and Nate kept throwing back. Blair needed someone and Chuck was there for her. Nate told Chuck to stay the hell away from him.
Blair went to Nate's house to talk to him but he didn't want to talk to her. She told him she made a huge mistake. Nate admitted Jenny told him the truth about Chuck and now he wanted nothing to do with her. Blair was crushed. Back at the penthouse, Serena showed up to see Blair. Blair was furious at Serena. How could she tell Jenny about everything? Serena told her she didn't. Well, then Serena must have told Dan who then told Jenny. Serena should have kept her mouth shut and not exposed Blair's personal issues to her low-rent boyfriend and his social climbing sister. The rules are different for the Serena van der Woodsen's of the world. People expect Serena to party, be wild, sleep with whoever she wants to, run away, come back. But Blair was a Waldorf. Serena was offended. Blair obviously didn't need Serena and her low rent lifestyle. Blair could take her Waldorf name and weather the storm all alone. Blair headed to the steps of the Met to see her friends. Jenny was there and Blair told her to get lost. However, Blair's friends quickly chose Jenny over Blair. Blair was horrified. They told her she was always a ***** on a high horse. Blair was officially dethroned. She had nowhere to go and no one to turn to so she went to see Chuck. Blair told him he ruined her relationship with Nate, Serena and all her friends. Chuck informed her she didn't even have him. He doesn't want her anymore. And he can't see why anyone else would. Harsh. What's a girl to do when she goes from having everything to having nothing? Why, she packs up her bags and goes to spend a semester in Lyon with her father, of course. And that's exactly what Blair planned to do. Au revoir, New York. Bonjour, France. Meanwhile, Jenny was becoming a real part of the inner circle at Constance. She even got off of book returning duty. There was a new gopher in the group: Elise. The girls remarked that Blair trained Jenny very, very well. And it seemed like the girls of Constance had just found their newest Queenbee to worship.
Serena was a bit angry with Dan. He must have told Jenny about the Chuck/Blair thing. Dan assured her he didn't tell Jenny. He gave her his word because he loved her. Dan loved Serena (omg!) Serena was taken aback. She didn't answer which made Dan become incredibly embarrassed and offended. Serena talked to her little brother, Eric, about Dan. Dan told her he loved her and she just stood there like a mute. Serena explained to Eric about Jenny finding out about the whole scandal. Eric said he used to listen all the time to Serena's conversations. That's just what younger siblings do. Serena went straight to Dan's. He gave her all the reasons for why he loved her; the way she interrupts him, for being friends with a person like Blair yet still being so down to earth, her obliviousness to the effect she has on him. Serena told Dan she loved him too. And she wished she could be there with him longer but there was somewhere she needed to go.
Blair was on the helipad about to get lifted to go to JFK airport. She was on her way to France for the semester. Blair just couldn't face her life anymore. Serena showed up and begged Blair not to leave. She shouldn't let some stupid scandal make her run. Like it had made Serena run. Like it makes everyone in our world. Blair's a Waldorf. She can rebuild her name. Stay and fight. Serena will fight with her. They'll get through it together. Blair decided Serena was right and told the pilots she wouldn't be going anywhere but back home to the Upper East Side.
This week will go down as being one of the craziest weeks of all time. And Gossip Girl wouldn't have had it any other way. What is going to happen to all our favorites? Will Chuck and Nate no longer be friends? Will either of them ever forgive Blair? And speaking of Blair, what's she gonna do now that she's staying on the UES? Will she be ostracized from all and forced to sit at the chess club lunch table? We're not sure. We're kind of thinking she's not going to take being overthrown lying down. Watch out, little Jenny Humphrey. You can run but you can't hide from Blair Waldorf. Oh, and Serena and Dan. What's next for them? These two have only been together for a semester and they've already had sex and told each other they loved one another. What could be their next step? Gossip Girl can't wait to find out. Hopefully you'll be hearing from me very soon. Fingers crossed. Don't miss me too much. When I'm back, you can be sure I'll be even better than ever. I'll miss you all like the deserts miss the rain.
I think she is fighting constipation. and Blair got a new pair of jeans. How exciting.