What is your favorite scene from Family Guy?!
Question: This is mine..........
Peter: This is worse then that time when I was Kevin Federline's magic mirror.
(Flash to Kevin's apartment)
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Peter: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Peter: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Peter: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Peter: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Answers: This is mine..........
Peter: This is worse then that time when I was Kevin Federline's magic mirror.
(Flash to Kevin's apartment)
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Peter: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Peter: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Peter: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Peter: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
peter- yea so it turns out Im retared
meg- omg this is so going to ruin my social life
stewie- oh yes cause everything before this was just going swimingly! yes, yes this is it not the years of awkward social life, or years of not having anything more than a friend that looks like she was demented and she's drunk, no it's this, do u hear urself, I might kill u tonight.
i like this one
Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)
lol i like the one with the peanut butter and jelly time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have it word for word, but I love the one where Lois's sister's husband left just as she was about to have the baby and Peter asks if he can have her husband's shirts which are way to small for him
He puts on on and pretends to be the hulk. "You won't like me when I'm angry, RRRawrr" And rips the shirt.
Also in the same episode where she goes into labor. Peter's driving, Lois and her sister are in the back seat. Suddenly the car stops and Lois asks why. Peter's ordering food from the drive thru.
Peter: "If I order fries is anyone else going to have any. I don't want to order them just for myself I'll feel like a fatty.
Lois: "Peter she's having a baby!"
Peter: "Oh and one kids meal".
Peter on ecstasy. I can watch that over and over again.
Only a short one
Peter: You know what really ginds my gears? People from the 19th cuntury... It's called an automobile folks, it's much faster than a horse.
Cookie Monster in rehab is my favorite and when Lois sees him in the toilet with the cookie dough and a spoon lmao.
omg deffenitly this one http://youtube.com/watch?v=39aTziiMmSQ