What can we do to rise up and end the scourge of this Earth that is Billy Mays, !


Question: He screams. Like all the time. His voice instantly makes me grab for the remote to change the channel. But now he is everywhere. He seems to be on almost every channel I run to. What are these advertisers THINKING? Do they believe that viewers really LIKE this maniac? I truly wonder if he acts this way when he comes home...."HI HONEY! I'M HOME! HEY WHAT'S FOR DINNER? I'M STARVED. DID YOU MISS ME? I MISSED YOU TOO, HONEY BUNCHES!"....shouting on and on and on like he has no volume control over his own voice.

Of course, we can just not buy the stupid products he tries to hustle. But this guy deserves something more immediate and direct because I don't think the message will sink through his thick skull unless we hit him between the eyes with a 2-by-4.

Does anyone know how to get in touch with him or the advertisers that pay him? Respond here with any creative ideas on how to deal with this bozo and help end the scourge to television that Billy Mays embodies.


Answers: He screams. Like all the time. His voice instantly makes me grab for the remote to change the channel. But now he is everywhere. He seems to be on almost every channel I run to. What are these advertisers THINKING? Do they believe that viewers really LIKE this maniac? I truly wonder if he acts this way when he comes home...."HI HONEY! I'M HOME! HEY WHAT'S FOR DINNER? I'M STARVED. DID YOU MISS ME? I MISSED YOU TOO, HONEY BUNCHES!"....shouting on and on and on like he has no volume control over his own voice.

Of course, we can just not buy the stupid products he tries to hustle. But this guy deserves something more immediate and direct because I don't think the message will sink through his thick skull unless we hit him between the eyes with a 2-by-4.

Does anyone know how to get in touch with him or the advertisers that pay him? Respond here with any creative ideas on how to deal with this bozo and help end the scourge to television that Billy Mays embodies.

Steel cage match... Him and Rosie O'Donnell in a fight to the death. To incentivize their best efforts, tell Billy that if he wins, he gets a lifetime supply of Kaboom! cleaner. If Rosie wins, she gets a tractor trailer full of Twinkies (about a week's supply for her).

Never heard of him. What'd he do anyway?



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