Have I got news for you? Part 2?!
Question: Sunday Mirror update:
Arlene Phillips has launched an attack on Kelly Brook,branding her unsexy.....ooooohhhh jealousy springs to mind there folks...lol
Simon Cowell has agreed to become honorary president of Bridlington RSPCA.....maybe he DOES have a heart after all
Gemma Atkinson(again) admits she had crush on J..come on folks you remember him from that famous boyband 5...NOT..
Also when they arrive,there is not enough beds to go round,so sharing is in order...I would rather share with a nest of vipers than with any of those men....lol
Janice Dickenson who has had flings with Mick Jagger,and Liam Neeson,says she is up for a bit of Malcolm,apparantly he is an icon......sick bag for me purleez!
Footie news for Doobie: Liverpool 2 Fulham 0...now puts you in 4th spot in League...unfortunately 2 places UNDER the glorious Man U
And finally:
Latest Beaver Watch news...sightings of woman with 26 small people terrorising Beavers along Essex riverbanks...will update later
Answers: Sunday Mirror update:
Arlene Phillips has launched an attack on Kelly Brook,branding her unsexy.....ooooohhhh jealousy springs to mind there folks...lol
Simon Cowell has agreed to become honorary president of Bridlington RSPCA.....maybe he DOES have a heart after all
Gemma Atkinson(again) admits she had crush on J..come on folks you remember him from that famous boyband 5...NOT..
Also when they arrive,there is not enough beds to go round,so sharing is in order...I would rather share with a nest of vipers than with any of those men....lol
Janice Dickenson who has had flings with Mick Jagger,and Liam Neeson,says she is up for a bit of Malcolm,apparantly he is an icon......sick bag for me purleez!
Footie news for Doobie: Liverpool 2 Fulham 0...now puts you in 4th spot in League...unfortunately 2 places UNDER the glorious Man U
And finally:
Latest Beaver Watch news...sightings of woman with 26 small people terrorising Beavers along Essex riverbanks...will update later
lmao@ beaver watch kimmy very funny , arlene philips "WHO IS SHE " lol can't stand her arrogant cow ,
jan dickenson i think she will be the star of this show this year ,she doesn't mince her words looking forward to watching her ,
read simon's book , and yes he does have a heart he loves his mum and i know he does his bit for animals and charities thats enough for me i'd do him anyway lol
great news kiommy have ten house points xx
I wouldn't waste my money on these shite "Sunday papers"
thanks for letting us know but there isnt much in there, lets just we won't be buying that paper today! lol i dont understand about the beavers though, please could you explain it a little more, for ficko over here! lol
Well Simon does love his dogs he proves that every Saturday night meow!!!!
Gemma and J are they going to get down and dirty in jungle YES bushtucker trial will do that!
Janice sick bag just looking at this um super model!!
pml beaver watch
oh Arlene meowwwwwwww
Arlene is definitely jealous as Kelly has more sex appeal in her little finger than Arlene has all over!
I'm disappointed in Simon he's recently done work for the PDSA which is a far more deserving charity than the RSPCA!
Believe me with the exception of a few local volunteers the RSPCA does nothing! They're bloody useless, whereas the PDSA actually help animals and the owners, sorry Mrs G soapbox given back now!!
I'd share a bed with J!
God help the folks of Essex beavers out of control are a force to be reckoned with! lol
Who TF is AP to comment on who is or isn't sexy.......GREEN Eye's come to mind..........
SC has a heart????????????Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Gemma, Cerys and J have quoted as looking for love.........3 in a bed maybe???????????
JD and MMc..........YUK!........the thought.....
Liverpool will NEVA catch up with MU!
SUE setting up a terror cell is she???????
GARTOM........that box has been in the workshop all week ready for 2moz's I'm a Celeb........hands off!
Or feet off anyway:))
Cheers for doing this Kimmy. Worry not though Beavers all back home now. Not Essex though hun - The Thames.
Arlene Phillips... MeeeeooooW!!.. she is soooooo jealous!
did you see the way she tore into Alesha yesterday.. when everyone else was complimentary..?
Of course simon has a heart.... all animals do.. well most anyway...
Gemma Atkinson... well the less I say the better.. unless its one of Elric's questions...
Janice Dickinson... don't really know who she is but.. looking forward to watching and finding out... wityh my sick bag at the ready.
As for Liverpool ... well Doobie can't be perfect can she..?
lmao @ beaver watch.... as usual...
Dr bad
''its all in the best possible taste''
PMSL at Arlene Phillips! How Dare She!