Yes but he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you ever done?!


Question: Shoved all of the balls back into the nearest hole of the pool table on my way out of a pub.

It (unbeknown to me) was a "match - playing for a £20 note".

I felt a right turkey and have never forgiven myself - must of been 25 years ago.!!!


Answers: Shoved all of the balls back into the nearest hole of the pool table on my way out of a pub.

It (unbeknown to me) was a "match - playing for a £20 note".

I felt a right turkey and have never forgiven myself - must of been 25 years ago.!!!

nicked a bell from a church

Thrown a dwarf holding a kettle over a pub. Beat that.

Full or empty?

Thrown a Dwarf sitting in a chair holding a kettle over a pub wall

(Never upset Bar Manager)

Thrown an idiot holding a dwarf holding a kettle over a pub. Beat that

Boiled the kettle made a cuppa threw both of them over the pub, bought a packet of biscuits as I ran around the pub caught the kettle on my head, and dunked my biscuit in the cuppa as it landed with not a drop spilt in my hand !

Stayed in the pub whilst those idiots outside were fukcing about with dwarfs in chairs - helped myself to free drink, food and emptied the till.
Then kicked $hite (literally) out of some to$$er I caught in the bogs with a constipation problem.

How d'ya like those apples?



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