What is your favorite Simpsons line from any episode?!
Question: "I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world."
~Homer J. Simpson.
It's my favorite line because that's the way I feel every single day of my life...I'm surrounded by idiots!
Answers: "I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world."
~Homer J. Simpson.
It's my favorite line because that's the way I feel every single day of my life...I'm surrounded by idiots!
me fail English....That unpossible.....(Ralph Wiggum)
I loved Homer's rendition of the song Mandy.
Oh Margie, well you came and you brought me a turkey, on my vacation from workey...
"bought to you by god - the big invisible Giant in the sky who we pray to when we are about to die!"
- Kent Brockman
Flanders - "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all....nothing at all....nothing at all."
(Flanders gyrating in Speedo Ski suit.)
Homer - "Stupid Sexy Flanders.
Homer Simpsons: (sings) I am so smart.SMRT.
Homer and Lisa at the music store, "Lisa what do you want, a saxamaphone, omomobo, viomolin.
Ralph would you like to go back to our house to play anagrams, that is when a word can be used to form another word," My cat's breath smells like catfood."
Homer:
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
Homer:
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Troy McClure:
Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”
Comic Book Guy:
But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life.
Apu:
Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.
Homer:
Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.
Krusty the Clown:
Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…
And yet there is so many more.... and i've wasted my life... lol
My two fave lines are -
Homer "SAXOMOPHONE"
and Homer again when the fish steal his stuff -
"STUPID FLOUNDERS"
pure and utter quality
"Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer"
From Treehouse of Horror IV
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