I'm booked to appear on Jeremy Kyle next Monday...what shall I wear?!
Question: I want to look sexy and sophisticated at the same, cos I reckon Jezza's dead fit.
BTW: the episode I'm on will be called "I put my babies in care to go on holiday....but I'm not a bad mum!!" Keep an eye out for me :-)
Answers: I want to look sexy and sophisticated at the same, cos I reckon Jezza's dead fit.
BTW: the episode I'm on will be called "I put my babies in care to go on holiday....but I'm not a bad mum!!" Keep an eye out for me :-)
Doobie, Alsanja, Gartom and Bex have all said what I was going to say.
Don't forget to march on the stage shouting your gob off and throw in a few swear words for good measure. It also helps if you look slightly pis*ed or stoned as well. Oh yeah and when the audience boo you don't forget to say "Whatever...You lot don't know me" and take a chavvy mate for back up as well.
The usual - bin liner.
Paper bag over your head
I defo will, you should wear a really tight low cut top, Jezza would love that!
A Mr blobby out fit.
" Jezza " will def notice you.
But I am not quite sure he would wanna go out with ms. minger if she doesnt care for her kids.
lmao. Are you serious. If you are can i come. Hes a real cutie. :-)
just wear somethng simple like nice smart black trou with heels and a sexy low cut top...
fabulous...jezza will be mad not to ask u out for a date!
A nice skirt - with a boob tube, pop socks and trainers would look good on you xx
Go with this kind of look:
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/jodi...
What all the rest of his guest usually wear, mucky trainers and jeans, or maybe leggings choice is yours sweetheart!
one of those old fashioned house wife dresses. It will be some what funny, but sexy at the same time.
Just go naked. Everyone will respect you more.
A Halloween costume.
a track suit jacket with a pair of jeans two sizes to small with your love handles sticking out over the top. a pair of trainers with the laces undone. pull your hair up on top of your head in a tight ponytail (pineapple style) and if you can lose one of your front teeth between now and then you will have the look perfect!!!!!!!!!
Trackies, white trainers, lots of bling, no underwear - I'm sure he'll be impressed!!!
boxing gloves you should wear,i will not look out for you as i have better things to do than watch this trash
whatever you were you will haft to look good good luck
a shell suit and don't forget your pearl necklace
Doobies about got it right, but don't forget to wear several gold chains, with at least one freaky gold clown!
Rings on every finger, no just one ring per finger mind try and get at least 4 on at one go.....
Earrings, hooped must be at least the size of a melon.
Last but not least make sure you have your kids names tattooed on your forearm, you might forget what they're called whilst on holiday! lol
Great question!
Wear a low cut number that shows off your tatts, the ones above your breasts. Classy.
Don't go dressed as a adult baby!!
Could I suggest just nylons and that pearl necklace.
http://www.blushlingerie.co.uk/pages/sui...
You should wear your brown and pink floral long sleeved top. The one that button right up to the top. Wear this with your stripy, multi coloured leggings and Reebok Classics. For added effect that Burberry cap you nicked er sorry bought will look amazing.
Don't let anyone tell you that you did anything wrong, you are entitled to take a holiday with any man you choose and not have to take the bl**dy kids. They only get in the way and spoil it for everyone else with there whinging.
bra top , a pair of hot pants .hair scraped back with a shite load of hairspray get a few tattoos done on your arm ,ring on every finger and get a few teeth knocked out over the weekend you'll look better than most of them anyway lmfao
Ann Summers have a sale on at the mo,maybe you can find summat sofiskated there!
lmfao, I hope your kidding!
I reckon you should go for a nice oversized t shirt...if you start wearing it now...it'll have that "lived in" look!!
Then I'd go with a marvellous pair of tight leggings..oh, and don't shave those legs, I think Jezza mightn't be able to control himself as it is...!
I'd finish the whole look with a pair of trainers..no socks, just good ole massive trainers..oh, and If you've not got one...draw a tattoo on your ankle....something classy like an anchor!
I'll be surprised if you get on the show...Jezza'll think it's his birthday!!
Good Luck!
the usual chav thing? `gold` soverign, burberry and greasy hair.
An out of shape T-shirt and some baggy jog pants....
With well worn trainers...lol
Go as Mickey Mouse.
Wear what i wore on my visit to the programme,my title was
'I am a 40 stone stripper with cellulite....am i bothered?
I wore my babydoll with frilly nylon knickers,they should fit you if you would like to borrow it? The gusset has perished and the breast area is a bit threadbare but you are welcome.