What would happen if I sent a special gift to Gordon Ramsey?!
Question: I want to send a big poo to Gordon Ramsey,a big brown one.What would happen if I sent one to him with some little flags stuck in it with drawings of his face on them? I would season the poo with origano and black pepper obviously. I would include a poem about Gordon explaining that he is a bottom sniffer and a chef's whites brownerer. the poem would also include the line "you aint nothing but pot wash mate and your cake's a state I hate what you bake and put on my plate".
What would Mr Ramseys reaction be,and could I get into trouble? I would use cut-out letters from a tabloid newspaper so that my handwriting could not be traced. I would also send him a signed photo of Robbie Coltraine but with some wee on it.
Answers: I want to send a big poo to Gordon Ramsey,a big brown one.What would happen if I sent one to him with some little flags stuck in it with drawings of his face on them? I would season the poo with origano and black pepper obviously. I would include a poem about Gordon explaining that he is a bottom sniffer and a chef's whites brownerer. the poem would also include the line "you aint nothing but pot wash mate and your cake's a state I hate what you bake and put on my plate".
What would Mr Ramseys reaction be,and could I get into trouble? I would use cut-out letters from a tabloid newspaper so that my handwriting could not be traced. I would also send him a signed photo of Robbie Coltraine but with some wee on it.
He'd probably bake it into a brownie, put it into a nice box, tie a bow around it and send it to Gary Rhodes with a note saying "Merry Christmas".
why don't you do it in person and film it and post the film so I couldm get a laugh out of mr ramsey kicking your butt
he would prob take one look at his bank balance and just laugh
Hmmm, I am sure that a successful and popular chef of his class would be very worried, NOT!
One thing, could you explain what a brownerer is as I am not familiar with this expression?
pha haha hahahha..... muhahahha teehehe hohoho hahahaha!!!
I would do it for the craic!
he would probably saute it and serve it up, pmsl
im sure he doesnt even open up his "fan mail" he pays someone to do that for him.
people already kinda did that, the people protesting against animal rights sent a big truck load of shite to one of his restaurants in London , don't think it bothered ramsey