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Answers: Nessie spotting should be kept to experts, as I love to laugh my wee tail off hiding from these sonar experts.

I'll give you a clue?

I'm online just now but have been out and got my Daily Record already.

Happy hunting.

Lots of love NESSIE XXXX

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There's nothing to be shy about. Did you actually swim like a pro? HAVE sum pride! Anyway, BBC is watched by millions of people everyday. Including me. But don't worry, I didn't see you.
It's not everyday you get seen on TV! We should exchange places you know. I'm a pro scuba diver. I guess I'll be looking for Nessie instead of corals and other invertebrates. anyway, is the Loch ness monster in Ireland? Have you actually seen it? Anyway Nat Geo said those pictures were hoaxes. I dont believe them anyway.

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Aren't you friends with Elvis.

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yeti nother bigfooted attempt to spy on you that has failed .

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Dearest Nessie,

I know that your lovely Loch is home, but should you ever have the urge to travel, we'd love to have you visit Washington state, in the United States. We have tons of lovely lakes, and even then entire Puget Sound (if salt water is ok, that is) for you to explore. And then there's quite a long stretch of Pacific coast - really pretty, and a very similar climate to Scotland.

See you soon, and love always!

Dances With Unicorns

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If you are as shy as you say you are I think you should change your avatar!

You should time your exposure more in line with the holiday periods for humans - it will bring more tourists to Scotland.

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you big jessie, nessie! i saw you in 1975, not so shy then, were you?

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yes ,give them hell

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