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Answers: Get a huge cardboard cut out of Bill Oddie and place it in front of your TV.
You and Boris can then amuse yourselves for the rest of the evening sipping blue curacao and scripting witty repartee and/or uproarious banter between the 2 of them.

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It's called the CHANNEL CHANGER.

Try it.

*And affliction has two F's.

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Stab Alan Titchmarsh's family, that'll get him off the box. Hope i helped :)

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turn it over

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show your TV pictures of irish tinkers digging up gardens and replacing them with tarmac

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Good question lol. I wanted to watch the nature prog. tonight but couldn't because he was presenting it. He always appears so smug and self satisified.

I wish he'd go back to planting rhubarb,

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Switch off

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Switch over,,,,,

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Burn the TV, that's your only hope! I did the same when the TV got a life of it's own, and decided to ONLY allow any programme involving Richard Madeley to be shown. THAT, was THE worst day of my life!

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i know my hubby watching at this moment

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I presume your TV has an "off" button.

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hang yourself in his garden

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It doesn't happen often, but your question made me laugh. I can hear him in the background but I am watching something else.
Good luck in your quest.

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Weedkiller?
Mind you hes that far up is own sail-hatch?.
Clever man, but you could not take him down the battle-cruiser.

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Well the programme is very good..I like him. he isn't that bad...go Alan. you rock....

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you appear to be in need of some sort of water feature. . .

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