If you had to be a household item......what would it be???????????? (it can be b!
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If you had to be a household item......what would it be???????????? (it can be based in any room)lol?
what household item would you be? (if a genie turned up and said "oi you! become an item)lol you will be this item for your normal lifetime.then.....resume your life as youd left off. so .....choose please?!?! ;O)
Answers: The Remote Control for the Television which the Old Man hogs all night. I deliberately wouldn't work properly and keep swapping over to the soaps etc just to pee him off !! you mean like,,,, hammer or nail syndrome huh? ceiling fan Are you a bit mad, lol.
I would deffinately be a vacuum cleaner. Probably my computer, it gets more play than anything else. a dinning table because it gets laid more than i do duvet nice and warm id like to be my photo frame displayin a picture of my family,
make a change from bein a door matt lol I think i would have to be my laptop, full of useful information, not a five minute wonder, I get to sit on a few laps, and being touched up all the time!! I'd be the fridge. It would save me so much time. I store my beer in there and then spend hours putting it into me. So, if I were the fridge, what the hell would I do with all that time saved? A toilet seat .... providing it was an all female house ! A lightswitch in an all female house... A Bath tub full of luxuriant soapy bubbles, that gently caress the skin and soothe the body after a hard day at the office. Come on jump in, don't be shy. toilet roll as i like being wiped on things my stereo system because then i would get to emit rockin tunes all day everyday i'd be a light switch and then i'd be sure of getting turned on A pillow... =))) i would be either my bfs laptop cos it gets touched more than i do or our bed cover nice and cosy hi blue, i think i would be my , television, then i could show all the soaps, to everyone A washing machine. I like exposing and getting rid of dirt. I′d be the toilet, I′m always getting crapped on in our house anyway, so at least I would feel at home!!! For some reason either the TV or the remote control come to mind, not sure why though. Otherwise something violent like a hammer, saw or axe, that could be fun. Radiators...because I'd be very well appreciated. I think it would have to be my nice warm comfy bed!! I'd be a picture on the wall, at least I'd get to watch TV and see whats going on!