As a parent of young children who lose their minds over Dora the Explorer, I'!
Question:
As a parent of young children who lose their minds over Dora the Explorer, I've seen every episode, like - 10
times... And I have a few questions:
1. OK, what's up with the eyebrow thing? Dora and Boots have NO EYEBROWS, yet almost every other character, including many inanimate objects (trees, backpack, mountains, etc.) DOES have eyebrows!
2. Why doesn't she just kick the Grumpy Old Troll right in the nads and tell him to get the hell out of her way?
3. Is it just me, or does Map sound an awful lot like Swiper? I smell a conspiracy.
4. Why does Tico always have that look on his face like he's just coming down off a 3-day meth binge?
5. What's up with the dumb highway engineers in Dora's world? Can't they build a road AROUND mountains, forests and other objects? Sheesh!
6. Why is Dora's head 8 times normal size? And WHY DOES SHE YELL EVERYTHING she says? And can't her mommy afford to buy her a new outfit every once in awhile?
7. How come Boot's dad wears clothes, while Boots himself runs around naked, except for those wicked-hot red boots? Additional Details
12 hours ago
I've spent countless thousands of dollars and many, many hours trying to get to the bottom of these mysteries, and it's left me a bitter, broken man... lol
11 hours ago
What's the matter, No Picture? Too many poly-syllabic words for you? Would you like me to hire a reading coach for you?
11 hours ago
Shadow.. BWAHAHAHA! You're funny!
Answers: 12 hours ago
I've spent countless thousands of dollars and many, many hours trying to get to the bottom of these mysteries, and it's left me a bitter, broken man... lol11 hours ago
What's the matter, No Picture? Too many poly-syllabic words for you? Would you like me to hire a reading coach for you?11 hours ago
Shadow.. BWAHAHAHA! You're funny! 1. During filming one of the many Target commercials in the early days of her career Swiper sabotaged her make-up thus causing her eyebrows to fall out, the director then made Boots have his removed at Dora's refusal to look silly.
2. He is too tall
3. Map is actually Swipers twin brother who had a property reassignment surgery
4 i forget who this is,
5 the government that controls to land requires too many permits and inspection hours which would cut into the filming cost.
6. She was dropped alot, almost deaf and her mommy lives in Arizona with her 19 year old boyfriend
7. If he only wore a hat his name would be fedora Source(s):
i have no idea.