What is your favourite quote from Kryten in Red Dwarf?!
Question:
What is your favourite quote from Kryten in Red Dwarf?
and what is it. Additional Details
6 hours ago
Oh I'm wetting myself nearly, remembering the scenes your quotes are from :) Mine is [they've just passed through an illusionary meteorite. The others were all scared, but Kryten assured them it wasn't real] Ah. Smug mode. Well, I can't hang around here saving your necks all day. I think I'll go make a start on that ironing.
Answers: 6 hours ago
Oh I'm wetting myself nearly, remembering the scenes your quotes are from :) Mine is [they've just passed through an illusionary meteorite. The others were all scared, but Kryten assured them it wasn't real] Ah. Smug mode. Well, I can't hang around here saving your necks all day. I think I'll go make a start on that ironing. When they're going up in alerts and Rimmer wants to go on red or blue alert. Kryten says 'are you sure Sir - that would mean changing the light bulb'.. You had to see it.
Love Red Dwarf.. Smeeeeegggggg! smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -----
smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity Theres so many classic Red Dwarf moments, i love it. Really amuses me when Krytens head explodes coz he can't believe Dave wants ketchup on his lobster. The second they fix him, his head explodes again!! Silly but sooo funny lol. well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska Rimmer: "Do you think it's because the sub-space conduits have locked with the transponder calibrations and caused a major tachyon surge that has overloaded the time matrix?"
Kryten: "Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard." "A superlative suggestion sir, with only two minor drawbacks: one, we don't have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields. I know that technically that's only one drawback, but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice."
XD "im fine thankyou susan"
when hes bin used as a battering ram After Rimmer told him to go to red alert - "Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb".