Spongebob Quotes?!

Spongebob Quotes?

I need a good quote and i want it to be funny and from Spongebob. Does anybody know any good ones? Please don't put any stupid ones and make sure they're short and funny even if your not watching the episode.

2 weeks ago
Oh and if you know any websites that i can look at please add them too. thxs<3

from patrick in the episode where they were trying to sell chocolate, pat said, " I love you!" to a customer.
in the same episode, he said, " It'll stop your face from getting any uglier!".