Name that comedian?!
Question:
Name that comedian?
I think his first name is Steve, MAYBE. He has this really low pathetic voice and every sentence he says is sh*t-yourself hilarious. I think he was most popular in the early nineties.
Answers:
Definitely Steven Wright. That guy is HILARIOUS! He totally comes out of left field all the time!
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died."
"Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
"What’s another word for Thesaurus?"
"I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes."
"I got a garage door opener. It can’t close. Just open."
Funny stuff!