Can anyone recap Passions since about March???!

Can anyone recap Passions since about March???

I haven't been able to watch the show since about spring break and don't want to read the loooooong daily recaps on my fave soapoperafan.com. can anyone just give me a brief synopsis of whats kinda happened in each little scenario going on in the show??? thanks!!!!

2 weeks ago
dude, yall are freakin awesome! thanks so much!

Not much has happened.
Kay got her powers. She finally found out that Fox lied to her about being sick.
Jessica is pregnant. She was buried alive by her husband, Spike. But, Kay saved her.
Louis is on Death Row. Sheridan is bad, and Fancy is in love with him.
Theresa married Jared, and she is engaged to Ethan. The blackmailer keeps threatening her because it is in love with Ethan.
Whitney found out that Chad was sleeping with Vincent, another man. She left him for it.
Ivy and Julian had sex, and were caught by Eve and Sam.
Tabitha is sending Endora to a school ran by good witches.
The blackmailer story is so long and drug out.