Do you somethimes wish you could shoot the television,just like Elvis did?!

Do you somethimes wish you could shoot the television,just like Elvis did?

Then buy a new one and shoot it when ever you feel like it

Of course I wish I could shoot the TV.
Elvis did that?
Well he`s my hero now.

I especially want to shoot the TV when I see that Malteser`s comercial.

"Honey, pass me a Malteser."

Screw off. Get it yourself.
And then uses the straw, and oh my i don`t know what about it makes me annoyed. But I`m sure there are other people who feel that way... hopefully. Unless I`m shamefully alone on that.