Paris, Nicole, Britney, or Lindsey: Which one would best host a talk show??!

Paris, Nicole, Britney, or Lindsey: Which one would best host a talk show??

I imagine all four slurring their words, giggling over nonsense, centering their show on talking about themselves, everything would be about fashion, and any phrase using the word 'hot' would dominate the show. My reply: I think all four would blow at being a talk show host.