Can anyone give me the dialogue from the Family Guy episode where Peter is narar!

Can anyone give me the dialogue from the Family Guy episode where Peter is nararrating his life.?

The part where Peter is Narraratign his life. he walks into the kitchen... and he begins to chatter on incoherently.

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking,but somehow I think she knew.

Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright exuberent eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life.

I awoke several hours later in a daze.