Do you have any treadmill woes you'd like to share?!


Question: Do you have any treadmill woes you'd like to share!?
I generally jog outside!.!.!.but here are a couple woes!.
1) Tried to do a 360 on my treadmill!. Like a jump while it was going and I was running!. I pretty much got flipped off the mofo and couldn't walk right for like a week!. I was just really into the music!.
2) my pants fell down while I was on and I tripped and got shot off the back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Well, actually i do!. I was looking in the radio section and i thought OMG i have a great answer for that!.!. so here goes!.

When i was younger, me and one of my siblings (bro), used to lie down on the trampoline and let it shot us off the end!. Pretty stupid, idea, i know, but i was 6!

Many times, our parents told us to NEVER do this, as it was very dangerous!.

Anyway my friend (who also happened to be my crush!) was over after school (still when i was 6) and i was really keen to impress him!. So, i lay down on the treadmill, to show him how cool it was!. He turned it on, and somehow, my hair got all twined up in the wheel!. Right to my SCALP!!!


Having quite long hair, I ay there for some time, crying, while my parents tried frantically to unwind it, but we couldn't get it out without taking apart the treadmill!. We knew we wuld need an alan key, but couldn't find the right size!.

Terrified that i would have to have my luscious locks snipped right offf, at the scalp, my brother walks out of his bedroom and goes ' Whats all the fuss about!?'!. We explain the situation and he casually walk back into his room, bringing out the perfect alan key! We eventually got my hair out, and it was fine, just had a sore scalp and kinked hair!

This is a true story and i can tell you, i will never say i wish i didn't have sibling again!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I did pull a total airhead the other night - while jogging, I dropped my iPod!. Somehow I forgot that the treadmill was not mind controlled, and stopped moving my feet so that I could bend down and grab the iPod!. Viola, surprise, I was now on the floor in my basement definitely not moving after rolling right off the end!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I bought a used treadmill from a friend who was upgrading!. I got it home and put it where I could watch tv or listen to music, whatever!. I finally got it going, straddled the belt and stepped on!. The belt came to a screeching halt and I marched right into the front of the treadmill!. I never got it to work right!. You get what you pay for!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's funny, hope you're OK!. I've missed the tread and had one foot stop on the rail and the other fly backwards several times!. Only once did I almost bite it, but I hung on for dear life!. It was hilarious!. I just get too into the music and get careless and my old treadmill was wider than my current one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't have a treadmill!. If I want to walk, I just, like, move my feet and stuff and away I go!. Of course, my pants don't fall down, so maybe I should look into getting a treadmill!. They sound fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The ashtray keeps sliding off mine and there's no cupholder!. Very user-unfriendly!. Yeah, I stole this from some comic, but I honestly can't recall who it was!.

Btw, as far as 2) do you need a spotter!? These treadmills sound dangerous!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

mine isn't as good as your #2 LOL!.

i got a pressure fracture of my left knee from not building up slowly!. my first time on i ran 2 miles!. after 3 weeks of that_viola! fractured knee!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Guido met an interesting friend in the locker room once and he couldn't walk right for a week either!.

*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com

You want fun, try wearing Roller Skates while jogging on one, it's very interesting way to get hurt!.
Then explain that to your girlfriend, or the doctor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

No I don't!. Why couldn't you make this question about getting stepped on by an elephant while trying to balance a keg of beer on your head!? Because THEN I would have had something to share!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i use mine as a clothes holder!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes i doWww@Enter-QA@Com



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