How do I become a drive-time radio chuckler?!

How do I become a drive-time radio chuckler?

How do I become a drive-time radio chuckler? One of those people who chuckles at unfunny, witless verbal exchanges on the radio? Tell me I don't actually have to go to broadcasting school to be one of those idiots on the radio who sit around and talk about mundane inanities, and the various levels and categories of toilet humor, rip off Howard Stern with no bravery and no originality, and, worst of all, force some of the most fake laughter whenever someone says anything, and generally act like a junior high school student even though most of them have been playing musical chairs / revolving doors up and down the radio dial for 1/4 of a century and must be pushing 50 years old.

The fake laughter sounds so forced. Like someone’s aiming a gun at them and ordering them to laugh.

2 months ago
I especially love listening to the radio for awhile and imagine that there are two people talking because that’s how many voices I hear, when all of the sudden, I hear a third voice, and then I hear more and more voices overlapping in the conversation and about half a dozen people chiming in and laughing uproariously over some stuff that's not even funny when you can make out what they're saying in a contrived, choreographed party like a bunch of the DJ's friends just walked into the studio with some wine and good cheer, and I'm supposed to be partying hardy with them vicariously in my car, stuck in traffic, breathing exhaust fumes.

2 months ago
Sorry about the sentence-graphs.

2 months ago
P.S. Death to Nelson in Portland, Oregon!

I agree with you, drive time radio is awful