My ex is being a jerk. Can you please cheer me up?!


Question: My ex is being a jerk!. Can you please cheer me up!?
We were going to hang out today to celebrate my birthday!. But his car got stuck in the snow!. So i'm mad!. Can you please tell me a funny joke or something!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Don't be upset with him!. The stains in his panties are being stubborn!. He is exhausted from scrubbing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why is it his fault he got stuck in the snow!? I'm sorry your birthday isn't going well, but don't blame it on him!. And why were you with your ex!?

Anyway,

What do a plum and an elephant have in common!?
They're both purple except for the elephant!.
Sorry that was lame!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

happy birthday beautiful!. may your ex hve excessive jock itch this weekWww@Enter-QA@Com

CAll a friend and go out!.
Have a very Happy Birthday, and many happy years to comeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why are you hanging out with your ex!? You should be cheered by the fact that you DON'T have to hang out with him!Www@Enter-QA@Com

How is he being a jerk!? He can't help that his car got stuck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Just call him back and say "That's okay, hope you die!" Say it sweetly, too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

His momma so fat when she took a blood test it was gravy not blood!

P!.S
I suck at jokes xDWww@Enter-QA@Com

my milk shake brings the boys to the yard, and damn right its better than yoursWww@Enter-QA@Com



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