In what special place do you keep the real human eyeball that you found under a !
Question: In what special place do you keep the real human eyeball that you found under a cardboard box at the bus stop!?
Answers:
I tied a string to it and use it for a cat toy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I sent it to the glassblowers to be put inside a "mood doorknob" that lets me know the emotional state of the visions and revisions behind the door whose keyhole I can enter at any moment with one plasticine pinkie to unlock!. Occasionally I take the doorknob off and use it in place of the 8-ball or my mind's eye!.!.!.!. Soon the eye becomes lazy, just like my mother's!. But then I looked at my bloated stomach in the mirror for the first time and discovered I had no navel, so my mother must have been apocryphal!. Now I take the knob off the door only to put it where my belly button should be; the glass suddenly sinks into my flesh like a valve, and the eye knows to roll around in it and push and pull as if it's both an innie and an outie without one bit of lint or philosophizing to keep it from plundering its own space with less and less furtive glances!.!.!.!. Even the stillest, most highly blended frogs and toads cannot hide from its sight!. Even the least tuning-fork of praying mantises cannot escape its heresy!.!.!.!. At the lake at the back of the cliff so many buoyant bubbles are taken back into the mouths of fish with too much smell!.
(c) 2008, Patrick B!. RobbinsWww@Enter-QA@Com
(c) 2008, Patrick B!. RobbinsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who says i found it!?
I ripped that sucker right out and off of someones face!.
*sighs* i told them that enough was enough already!. I granted them 6 years of forgiveness and never did anything back to them !.!.!.!. but uh today was the final straw!.
Hey, I'm a nice girl but even i have my limits!. The line's been crossed way too many times!.
I'm going to keep it in a shoebox along with other eyeballs that i am going to start ripping out!.
I shall call it: Beans? box of Mementos: A keepsake of her stalkers, crazies and creeps!.
xoxo
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I ripped that sucker right out and off of someones face!.
*sighs* i told them that enough was enough already!. I granted them 6 years of forgiveness and never did anything back to them !.!.!.!. but uh today was the final straw!.
Hey, I'm a nice girl but even i have my limits!. The line's been crossed way too many times!.
I'm going to keep it in a shoebox along with other eyeballs that i am going to start ripping out!.
I shall call it: Beans? box of Mementos: A keepsake of her stalkers, crazies and creeps!.
xoxo
?Www@Enter-QA@Com
under a stone in my back yard!. i dug out a hole under it , big enough to put an old army ammo box in it!. there i stuck in that ball and covered it up with that stone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i believe that would be under a cardboard box at the bus stop!.!.!.duhWww@Enter-QA@Com
I put it in a shoebox under my bed, but sadly, my dog found it, and ate it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well, since all my 'special places' have been violated i just tucked it inside the Monopoly box!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In your office desk drawer!. The same one that your busybody of a coworker loves to snoop in!.
Serves her right!. B*tch!.
LaceyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Serves her right!. B*tch!.
LaceyWww@Enter-QA@Com
The jewelry box, with all my other prized possessionsWww@Enter-QA@Com
The formaldehyde jar cupboard, in between the kitten fetus and my neighbors left index finger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I keep thm next to the dried flies I find on the window sill in the summer timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I ate it as soon as I found it!. Sorry, it has been digested, and thus is no more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Under Cindy, my Cyclop's, eyelidWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.you can't "pin" that one on meWww@Enter-QA@Com
I keep it in the medicine cabinetWww@Enter-QA@Com
next to my deodorantWww@Enter-QA@Com
In your bed, it can SEE everything :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
squeezed 'tween my toesWww@Enter-QA@Com
pin it to the ceiling over the bed so it looks at you when you wake up lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's own little place in the freezerWww@Enter-QA@Com
I keep it on my front porch at night so I can keep an eye on my neighbors!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In a display case on the mantle, assuming of course that the eye color doesn't clash with my decor!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Muk Bag!Www@Enter-QA@Com
in a jar of garlic stuffed olivesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Your stomach!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In Buk's whitie tighties!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ben
WaWww@Enter-QA@Com
WaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Coated in plastic, it's now my favourite swizzle stick!. Goes down a storm at soirees!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your @ss! lol ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thought it was a marble, in the felt bag with the rest of the marblesWww@Enter-QA@Com
floating in the guest toilet
god you made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
god you made me laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com