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Question: It's Christmas Eve and you're on a dark, lonely road when all of a sudden a deer comes out of the woods!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.you can't stop, and splatter !.!.!.you hit and kill the small animal!. You get out to check the damage and!.!.!.HORROR!!.!.!.!.!.you've killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! What do you do next!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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fire up the grill!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
The red nose means he has rabies!. Scream for joy and move the carcass away from the road!.
I don't believe in Santa Claus!.
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I don't believe in Santa Claus!.
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sell everything on ebay!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
field dress rudolph and take the head to be prepared for mounting in my den!. love venison steaks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
make sure the blunt is still lit, i havent spilled my beer and no cops are around, then i get back in the car and speed offWww@Enter-QA@Com
Masturbate over the Dead corpse!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Steal his red lightbulb!.!.!.cause im guessing the lights on the front of the car are smashed!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wait for Santa to come kill me!.
Or get put on the Naughty List!. ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or get put on the Naughty List!. ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fix dinner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cut off his nose and use it for a hood ornament ,and example to the rest of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
move it to the side and drive offWww@Enter-QA@Com
call the cops Www@Enter-QA@Com
rob santa since he can't seeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rob Santa!.
Or just laugh and call him names!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or just laugh and call him names!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
MMM! Deer jerky! That's what we do with 'em here in North Idaho!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i cry!.!.!.!.
poor rudolph!!! he went through so much with all of those laughing reindeers, its just so sad!!! luckily, I won't be drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor rudolph!!! he went through so much with all of those laughing reindeers, its just so sad!!! luckily, I won't be drunk!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
take him home and feed my familyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Land my plane on a safe runwayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Realize I'm in the middle of a stupid Yahoo! Answers "question"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com