Can anyone offer any advice ......?!
Question: Can anyone offer any advice !.!.!.!.!.!.!?
I`m pregnant with triplets!.!. I ate an out of date jaffa cake so i must be pregnant with triplets !Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ppffffttt, everyone knows jaffa's are seedless!.!.!.:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can only offer my congrats to you, must be all that heat in your kitchen via tumble dryer!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. :) every time use my dryer I think of you now!.!.!.now have to think of your little ones also tut tut!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OOh you filthy little piggy!! I just hope they were Mcvities ones & not some cheap nasty imitation!.!.!.!.!.else you'll be givin birth to chav piglets & remember you said i could be godmother if you had any more!.!.!.!.i have my reputation to think of !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Damn Ms Piggy, what have I told you about eating jaffa cakes!. You put yourself at risk of getting pregnant every time you go near jaffa cakesWww@Enter-QA@Com
At least you had the common sense to realise you were pregnant and not ask 'Am I pregnant!?' lol
Now you must tell Kermy - go on!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now you must tell Kermy - go on!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what does eating an out of date jaffa cake have to do with having triplets!? lol
well i'd say get a Cesarean!.!.!.to get the jaffas out not the tripletsWww@Enter-QA@Com
well i'd say get a Cesarean!.!.!.to get the jaffas out not the tripletsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Only triplets, piggy's usually have about 15 you should thank yourself lucky!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
No need to worry Piggy, you can't be preggers!.
Jaffas are seedless ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jaffas are seedless ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your wrong, because you ate an out of date jaffa cake you'll be pregnant with quads at the very least lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
let me throw the jaffa cakes on your stomach like usual then this problem would not arise!.!.
don't try to get in touch as children sap my resourcesWww@Enter-QA@Com
don't try to get in touch as children sap my resourcesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stand on your head and sing 'polly wolly doodle all day', quickly! It's the only way to make sure you don't get pregnant!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good heavens don't go near the custard creams or you'll end up giving birth to quins xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!. damn ur gonna have a difficult time of it then lol
i ate an out of date bag of crisps and had quadruplets so make sure u dont go eating out of date crisps next time lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i ate an out of date bag of crisps and had quadruplets so make sure u dont go eating out of date crisps next time lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Eat an out of date pickled onion, it's like a morning after pill :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I always thought a Jaffa was SEEDLESSWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why didn't you share it with me darling!.!.!.I'd like a jaffa cake whether its in or out of date!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aah! But they are going to be so yummy and sweet aren't they!Www@Enter-QA@Com
kermits been drinkin' the pond water again I see!.!.!. I tried to warn him!.!.!. man I 'm through with trying to help that boy!.!.!. he never listens to me!.!.!.sheesh!.!.!.I'll be in the swamp if he's looking for me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't you have enough nips to feed six!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
No!. You're just a piggy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You just never learn do you!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
barf it back up, before you find Mr Piggy hanging from the roof!.Www@Enter-QA@Com