Instead of shooting cute little squirrels , wouldn't giving us condoms be be!
Question: Instead of shooting cute little squirrels , wouldn't giving us condoms be better!? !?
They try euthanizing us!. Then they try gassing us and poison!. Now they want to shoot us with a vaccine that stunts our sexual development!. I ask, on behalf of all the little park dwelling squirrels every where , wouldn't it be better if we could just have some sexual education and handed free condoms!?
Officials say that we carry too much disease, and too many fleas!. Again, I appeal that we should have made available and affordable the health care where we can be issued the free inoculations we need!. Plus provide us with flea baths/showers in squirrel sized Jacuzzis placed inconspicuously between the trees !.
We need our nuts !. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Officials say that we carry too much disease, and too many fleas!. Again, I appeal that we should have made available and affordable the health care where we can be issued the free inoculations we need!. Plus provide us with flea baths/showers in squirrel sized Jacuzzis placed inconspicuously between the trees !.
We need our nuts !. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a rabbit outta my hat!?
Worried about your nuts!? Heck babe, you are nuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Worried about your nuts!? Heck babe, you are nuts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I agree, that's just cruel to shoot you guys!. just make sure you dispose of the rubber, that would be bad if you left it laying around, and all the little kids that come to the park would be asking their moms why there's balloons everywhere!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are very bored this saturday night, I can tell
And if you are, don't waste time here - go watch the office or scrubs or something!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And if you are, don't waste time here - go watch the office or scrubs or something!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
have unprotected sex with multiple people while doing really hard drugs and singing journey songsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hello Rocky,
Squirrels are best when caught in traps!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Squirrels are best when caught in traps!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
well i created you!.
i take offence at people shotting you but condoms are not real mam'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i take offence at people shotting you but condoms are not real mam'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what are you talking about!? im confusedWww@Enter-QA@Com
YESWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't want to see Squirrel condomns all over my yard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!. ur a fruit loop!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. They do make animal condoms, actually!. But I've only seen them for dogs and cats, and they're kind of a joke!.
Have you spoken to the rest of the squirrel community about this!? Some might not be fond of the change so close to their homes!. Perhaps you should consider putting Jacuzzis in just one tree, and making sure squirrels from the nearby trees can use them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have you spoken to the rest of the squirrel community about this!? Some might not be fond of the change so close to their homes!. Perhaps you should consider putting Jacuzzis in just one tree, and making sure squirrels from the nearby trees can use them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com