As far back as I can remember, I was taught one of the great truths in life...?!
Question: As far back as I can remember, I was taught one of the great truths in life!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.and that is: All men named Lou have really bad hair!.
What Great Truth have you known throughout your life!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
What Great Truth have you known throughout your life!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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you can't slam a revolving door shut!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when the warranty expires, it will break down!.
when you finally pay something off and think you're going to have a little extra cash, something comes up that takes that money!. (either a family member needs to borrow money, or something breaks down)
edit: cool!. i clicked to answer revelry's question, but by the time i had typed my answer, it was sunday buk's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when you finally pay something off and think you're going to have a little extra cash, something comes up that takes that money!. (either a family member needs to borrow money, or something breaks down)
edit: cool!. i clicked to answer revelry's question, but by the time i had typed my answer, it was sunday buk's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sandals are more comfortable than shoes and a perfectly acceptable reason to live in the South!
Having someone around to scratch your back does not imply marriage!.
It is worth everything to have your kid call and say "Thanks, you were right about manners!."
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Having someone around to scratch your back does not imply marriage!.
It is worth everything to have your kid call and say "Thanks, you were right about manners!."
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If I'm wearing white pants I will start my period!.
The guys that you like DON'T call, but the ones you don't like DO call!.
I will only find the most perfect pair of shoes when I have !.27 cents in my checking account!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The guys that you like DON'T call, but the ones you don't like DO call!.
I will only find the most perfect pair of shoes when I have !.27 cents in my checking account!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you ask, you will receive!. And this holds true, you just have to ask, be persistent, nag, beg, and you will finally get sex!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No matter how many times you pray to it, within a month or two you will be back praying to the porcelain god and promising never to do it again!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
No matter how hard I try, or how long I look, I will never meet a woman who appreciates the Three Stooges on the same level as I do!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good writing is rewriting what you've rewritten!.
The hardest thing about writing a book is, writing the book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The hardest thing about writing a book is, writing the book!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As far back as I remember, I was taught that if I pulled a face and the wind direction changed, my face would stay like that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't trust people with squinty eyes!.
You can tell if someone is lying by looking into their eyes!.
Jesus Christ died so that you may live:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can tell if someone is lying by looking into their eyes!.
Jesus Christ died so that you may live:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
That the most elderly and rotund man you know will take you completely off guard by hitting on you!.Scarier than Halloween by far!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All women named Beatrice give piano lessons only to catch up on church gossipWww@Enter-QA@Com
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detourWww@Enter-QA@Com
Most girls named Lisa are pretty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Never date a man named Kevin!." (Sorry to any Kevins out there)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That a promise made on your knees in front of the potty is a promise never kept!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bread always hits the floor buttered side down!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The tooth fairy is a bad influence
She teaches kids to sell their body parts for money Www@Enter-QA@Com
She teaches kids to sell their body parts for money Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never trust a man who can't take
a joke, or won't take a drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a joke, or won't take a drink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you don't eat the crust part of your sandwich, you'll go bald!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just because you think that someone won't mind it, they probably will!. It's always good to ask first!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
The hearts of men and women bear few surprises!. lol!.!.!.Great answers above!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't ever listen to the Jonas Brothers it will make your ears bleed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know you want funny, but, sorry, no cigar!.!.!.
that there is something greater than myself within me!.
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that there is something greater than myself within me!.
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sh it happensWww@Enter-QA@Com
That Y!A consumes your time!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that humor will get you thru even the darkest of daysWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol
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that change is not pretty!. only differentWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
People are what they are since childhood!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com