Is it okay to substitute...?!
Question: Is it okay to substitute!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.Tofu for hamburger when making a Manwich!?
Somebody told me it was illegal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Somebody told me it was illegal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Guido has been a vegetarian for 9 years and has never been manlier!.
And by that I mean more homosexual!.
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
And by that I mean more homosexual!.
*cries*Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you substituted tofu for hamburger the sandwich would no longer be a manwich (per International Manwich Federation Magnate 3-a)!. Said sandwich would henceforth be referred to as a "less-than-a-man-wich" because only one who is "less than a man" would eat such an abomination!. And on a lesser note, that would taste terrible!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You wouldn't be a MAN and it wouldn't be a MANwich!. Get hold of yourself MAN!. Think about it!. If it's the calories or fat, then just used leaner meat!. Hell, go out and kill a deer and use venison, then it would be a MANWICH!.
Tofu, that's like using a condom while shagging your sister and saying it's okay because you used protection!. Some things just go against the laws of nature and are WRONG WRONG WRONG!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tofu, that's like using a condom while shagging your sister and saying it's okay because you used protection!. Some things just go against the laws of nature and are WRONG WRONG WRONG!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is NEVER acceptable to substitute tofu for hamburger, while not illegal it should be!. Tofu is a vegetable and as such is not meat and should never be confused with meat and called a hamburger!.
my 8 cents worth, price adjusted up due to rising administration costs and inflation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my 8 cents worth, price adjusted up due to rising administration costs and inflation!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I will have to give you a politically correct answer to this perverse question as I believe in a 'permissive' society!.
"Whatever you do in the privacy of your own kitchen no matter how depraved, tasteless or immoral ( and this certainly is ) is none of my concern "!.
I do however ask you to be so kind not to ever perform this unnatural act in public, it will disgust people,scare the kiddies and may lead to riots!.
Culinary lynch mobs are notoriously difficult to control and when they drag you away waving their salad forks and barbecue tongs I will be forced to look the other way and turn a blind eye when the angry mob
finally whisks you to death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Whatever you do in the privacy of your own kitchen no matter how depraved, tasteless or immoral ( and this certainly is ) is none of my concern "!.
I do however ask you to be so kind not to ever perform this unnatural act in public, it will disgust people,scare the kiddies and may lead to riots!.
Culinary lynch mobs are notoriously difficult to control and when they drag you away waving their salad forks and barbecue tongs I will be forced to look the other way and turn a blind eye when the angry mob
finally whisks you to death!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I was 5 or 6 someone tried to feed me that!. I told them NO way then and the answer is still hell no!.!. you know where that comes from!?
(this is my story and I am sticking to it)!.!. between the toes!.!.!.!. toe food!.!. tofu!.!.!.!. just the pronunciation is a bit skewed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(this is my story and I am sticking to it)!.!. between the toes!.!.!.!. toe food!.!. tofu!.!.!.!. just the pronunciation is a bit skewed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Listen to that somebody!
Under no terms may one use tofu!.
Yuck!!.!.!.(wuss, 10 points off your mancard for even asking such a thing!.)
maWww@Enter-QA@Com
Under no terms may one use tofu!.
Yuck!!.!.!.(wuss, 10 points off your mancard for even asking such a thing!.)
maWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think it requires you to buy a purse to go along with your vagina if you do!.
I'll need to check the Man Rule Book to be sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll need to check the Man Rule Book to be sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is not ok!. However, you can substitute tofu for the 7-11 egg salad sammich!.
Ask the Giant Beaver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask the Giant Beaver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can substitute tofu, but can no
longer call it a MANwich!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
longer call it a MANwich!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You can get locked up around here if you doshit like that!. ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is definitely NOT OK!!!
Don't think it's technically illegal!.!.!.!.but it should be!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't think it's technically illegal!.!.!.!.but it should be!Www@Enter-QA@Com
tofu, soy and turkey illegal in 49 states except californiaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not illegal, just reprehensible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.tofu!?!?
!.!.!.!.!.!.TOFU!?!?!?!?
i heard!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.tofu's the work of the devil!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.TOFU!?!?!?!?
i heard!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.tofu's the work of the devil!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blocked!.!.!.
for even SUGGESTING such a thing!.
sigh
wow, amazing how all signs of respect can be lost in a matter of seconds!.!.!.
;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
for even SUGGESTING such a thing!.
sigh
wow, amazing how all signs of respect can be lost in a matter of seconds!.!.!.
;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tofu and Manwich in the same sentence!.!.!.!?
I'm starting to think all that poetry has made you a little light on your loafers my friend!.!.!.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm starting to think all that poetry has made you a little light on your loafers my friend!.!.!.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tofu makes the manwich stick to the buns!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heck, not even tofu for a Womanwich!!! Yeck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO! It is NOT OK!! Manwich will dissolve that stuff and all you'll have is sauce!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I use Morningstar fake meat all the time! I don't eat meat!.!.!.ahem!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very illegal,don't do it!.buy the good stuffWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you'd like to take the "MAN" out of Manwich!. yes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Spam would be a better choice!.
Although, you do know Spam is made of hitchikers!.!.!.
~ShaeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Although, you do know Spam is made of hitchikers!.!.!.
~ShaeWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is a classic example of why we all get violations!.!.!.!.!.!.im starting to feel sorry for !.!.Q@A!.!.!.then again!.!.!.!.!.!.!.not!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why not go the whole hog and use a damp bath sponge!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
It is illegal!! don't do it !Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm gonna have to block you if you turn into some tofu eating freak!.
Don't make me do it, man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't make me do it, man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WTF kind of question is that!?!?!?
I don't f*ckin think so!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't f*ckin think so!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tis just plain wrong!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Get off the juice!Www@Enter-QA@Com