If you were my Aunt/Uncle for a day...?!
Question: If you were my Aunt/Uncle for a day!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.what would I look forward to!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'd take you to the zoo, we'd feed the giraffes, throw crap at monkeys, then we'd come home and eat sausage and get drunk!.
Just call me Auntie Beaver!.
Just for the record, I wanna go to Rich's house and pull his finger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just call me Auntie Beaver!.
Just for the record, I wanna go to Rich's house and pull his finger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drinking ice cold beer, eating lots of food and watching NFL football on Sunday, I have a bet with Natalie with her taking the Steelers and me the Giants!. She insisted I take the point spread!.
It would also be a 'no sharting zone'!. Sorry, not in my house unless you are wearing astronaut strength depends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It would also be a 'no sharting zone'!. Sorry, not in my house unless you are wearing astronaut strength depends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd take you into town, buy you a new green hat with ear flaps to keep you warm!.Then I'd take you to Chicago Rock,buy you a 3 course meal!.Sausage soup,sausage and mash,sausage & apple pie with custard,and all the cider you can drink!.I'd then load you into a supermarket trolley/buggy and push you home to whichever skip/dumpster you're now residing at!.Then I'd set about getting a dna testWww@Enter-QA@Com
Playing with my 2 goldens, a ride in the convertible (want to go to the beach!?), getting dirty planting flowers, hitting golf balls in the front 3 acres, your favorite meal (where did I put the 'fresh scratch' to make the meal with!?), adult beverages, rock n roll music!. Now what would you like to do!? *hug*Www@Enter-QA@Com
A boring old auntie who took you to church and repeatedly told you and your cousin with aspergers just to simmer down and listen up to the pastor!.Then after a brief social,off to lunch at home and walk the dogs together along the foreshore pathway!.Bring along some rain-gear sunny boy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I were your Uncle for a day, you could look forward to learning about culture, music, art, respect, and a truck load about video games!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A ride to the beach, where you could fly kites, terrorize seagulls and collect shells, while I told you their names!. Afterwards we would get an ice cream cone at the Marble slab and you could have your choice of anything!. And I wouldn't yell at you for dripping it all over my new car!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know your uncle doesn't like booze, adultery, and xxx rated stuff!. So, you gonna look forward to lots of fun; I 'll let you read your poems all day!. You know that your uncle is a good listener (to ur poetry)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Forget aunt or uncle, as your ma, I'm enlisting Sister to hold you down
for a good ol' hose down and scrub, man!
A change of clothes wouldn't hurt, either!.!.!.
and what in the world happened in your john!?
maWww@Enter-QA@Com
for a good ol' hose down and scrub, man!
A change of clothes wouldn't hurt, either!.!.!.
and what in the world happened in your john!?
maWww@Enter-QA@Com
Aunt Reenie would take you to the tavern and fill you up with root beers and chocolate bars!. (Uncle Jimmy would most likely be spiking the root beers for ya!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I always let my nieces & nephew say cuss words when we are in the car so I guess you could look forward to that, ice cream, army men and watching my pet turtle devour live bugs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My Sister is 24 yrs older than me!. She had her first son a year after I was born!. So I have been an Aunt since I was 1 yrs old!. I guess I could buy you a go-cart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bath and some serious grooming!
Love always,
Uncle GymmyliciousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Love always,
Uncle GymmyliciousWww@Enter-QA@Com
we would start by taking a trip to london!. visit a local pub and throw some pints down!. then we would go and find the queen; then shout something obscene to her!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Annoying people, Stealing sausages and doughnuts from Sainsburys and Begging too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Beer,sausage, and strippersWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am gonna be one in 2 months and i can't wait!. I am gonna spoil him like crazy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Absolutely nothin', but your mom would drop you off anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I were your aunt for the day, what you'd look forward to would be the day after!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A beautiful babbysitter for you!.!.!.!.!.
And one for daddysitting me!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And one for daddysitting me!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
being unconditionally loved !Www@Enter-QA@Com
regular beatings!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would show you around West Australia!.!.!.!.x
Then hound you to teach me Poetry!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Then hound you to teach me Poetry!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
well!.!.as your sister, you can look forward to!.!.!.!.!.well,!.!.!.thinking!.!.!.!.!.not so sure!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cool cousinsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Just having me around would make your day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mario Kart, donuts and lots of hugs!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd get arrested!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brand new belly spoons!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go fishing as the other one!.Maybe take a shovel and digs some worms!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
BBQ, Beer and Football all the day long!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com