What's the dumbest question you've ever been asked?!


Question: What's the dumbest question you've ever been asked!?
(Besides this one!)

P!.S!. Please don't say "there is no such thing as a dumb question" because that ruins the fun!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I was talkn to a mate (who was standing next to me) about nearly dying in a current in a nearby river!.

when he asked "did u survive!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

1!. You don't have opera houses in South Africa, do you!?

2!. How far is Port Elizabeth from Cape Town!? Thirteen hours by car!? Does it take so long because the roads are so bad!?

3!. The best one ever: Do you drink camels' milk in South Africa, because you don't have cows!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was 1ce going down!.!.!.in the lift!.!.!.n this lady on the last floor asked me whether the lift was going down !?!.!.!.i was like!.!.!.whoa!.!.!.how more can it go down!.!.(after the Grnd floor!.!.!.how can the lift go MORE down !?) ^^ lol!.!.!.

and other one!.!.

We had our final exams that week!.!.!.n my friend was a bit late!.!.!.she came just after the teacher gave out our question papers!.!.!.heres the conversation:

Teacher : do u belong to this class !?
Friend : yes ma'am
Teacher : where were you !?
Friend : In the washroom ma'am
Teacher : what were you doing there !?
Friend : WHAT !!?!!?! :S:S

poor my friend!.!.!.!.lol ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com

"did you have a haircut!?"
"No, i shaved my Mo' " (I grow my hair down past my ears and then cut it short!.!.!.like almost a "crew-cut")
people ask that question all the time!.!.!.i even do it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hope this one isn't dear!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!

WELL!.!.!.!.!.!.!.IN TRUE SENSE, WHEN U GET A HAIR CUT N PPL GO ON ASKING LIKE CRAZY!.!."hi! DID U CUT UR HAIR!?!?"
it really annnnoys a lot ,,,,cant they see!?!?!?!?!?

or sometimes !.!.!.when u get into some huge fight n then u get really frustrated n ppl go asking!.!.!.!.hey wad haapend!?!?!?
thatzzz so!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.dumb!!!!

there hav been a lot more!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
bt, Alas!.!.!.!.!! !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
u (angel) !.!.!.understands my frustration!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

neway!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.why did u ask such a ques!?!?!?
well!.!.!.!.!.if u hav a younger bro like i do!.!.!.then i dont blame u !!!

rk on dude!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
4m-
Fi !!

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Yelled out: "Ouuchh My foot >__<"
Person: "Are you alright!? Where does it hurt!?'"

(Naaah! Duurrbrain, Yelled out "ouch" PLUS i even said "My foot", where do you think it hurts -____-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

I invited my friend to my 23rd birthday and she asked me how old i was !?!? lol

i wrote in the invitation" ? would like to invite you to my 23rd birthday "

didnt she read the card!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Recently had a friend over!.
Him: "Hey what's goin' on!?"
Me: "Nothing much-just cooking some steaks and veggies!."
Him: "Oh nice-smells good!. So whatcha doin'!?"

:|Www@Enter-QA@Com

"You understand that I have to write you up for "indecent exposure" because you were "skinny dipping"!? My question !.!.!. how can "indecent exposure" be cited when I was covered in water!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ohoh, when I fell off my skateboard and thar was blood running down my legs and arms and stuff my friend goes "Are you okay !?" I was like "DOES IT ******* LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY !?"
!._!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

the dumbest question ever is!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.




!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. WWWWWWWAAAAAAAASSSSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!.!.!.

(wasah, waaasssaaappp, what's up)

hehe :D
xoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Probably "asl!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?@!!?@!!?!~!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Do you know how fast you were going!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I was asked whether my mum was my sister!. I was so pissed off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

on the last day of school holidays my friend asked me 'are we going to school tomorrow!?'
such a freakin stupid questionWww@Enter-QA@Com

How many fingers am i holding up- brother
Hows life!?- msn past friends
cant think of anymore =))Www@Enter-QA@Com

anything like "whats your fav colour"

i just think it's totally pointlessWww@Enter-QA@Com

This random dude in school comes up to me and says
"Are you dead!?"

LMAO !!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yet to ask but just answered one of thoseWww@Enter-QA@Com

dumbest question that I've been asked was Are you white!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When my baby was only a few months old, I had her all dressed up in pink!. A lady came up to me and asked 'is it a boy or a girl!?'

Well Duh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Are you a Christian!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's your name!? I was wearing a name badge!Www@Enter-QA@Com

"Oh new jersey, what state is that in!?"-some kid in FloridaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Why are you mad!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

My freind asked me where they burried King Kongs body lol and hes like 22Www@Enter-QA@Com

yeah when i met my first girl friend !.!.i asked this!.!.!.!."hi leena whats your name!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

do you wanna *** or what!? literally that guy messaged me that wth eewwwwwwwww Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmm let me remember !.!.!.!.!.ok yes!.!.I asked a stupid question like " what question should I ask now !? "Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yesterday some kid came up to me and said "Why do you have green eyes!?"!.!.!.that's all I can think of right nowWww@Enter-QA@Com



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