What is a good gift to give my assistant to say I am sorry for....?!


Question: What is a good gift to give my assistant to say I am sorry for!.!.!.!.!?
farting near her cubicle and almost making her throw up!.

I feel really bad but I did have mexican food last night and the meeting lasted longer than it should have so I did not get a chance to go to the bathroom yet!. Www@Enter-QA@Com


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a can of room spray!.!.!.!.and you off for a week with no pay!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Giving her the day off is only the start of the process!.

Buy her a cow, already processed, and a deep freeze!.

Then when she finishes the meat, takes about a yr, she can kill you and put YOU in the deep freeze!.

It's a win win

~ShaeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Nothing!. Just pretend it never happened!. Dont prolong it!. She knows you did not mean it!. Just dont eat anything in the future that will give you gas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Air freshenerWww@Enter-QA@Com

A nice scented candle!.!.!.a ROOTS (brand) or another good soy blend that is highly scented!. Then she can keep it burning and hopefully neutralise YOUR smells !Www@Enter-QA@Com

Stop it! You mean she didn't want to share in your already-digested lunch!? Can't imagine!.

Well - how 'bout a small desk fan & a dozen sweet-smelling roses!. That should do the trick!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What did you do, tell her to pull your finger

Give her a gas mask for next time when you tut in her faceWww@Enter-QA@Com

Flowers!.!.!.!.!.nice smelling ones!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

first of all ewww, second of all get her a nice smelling, expensive candleWww@Enter-QA@Com

a very fragrant candleWww@Enter-QA@Com

a gas maskWww@Enter-QA@Com



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