Try and make me laugh!?!
Question: Try and make me laugh!!?
Does anyone no any jokes that are funny!?
I have never heard a joke funny enough to make me laugh, but there has to be one out there!.
10 points for the first one to find a funny one
oh and i don't like disgusting one so don't tell me those coz i'm only a kid!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have never heard a joke funny enough to make me laugh, but there has to be one out there!.
10 points for the first one to find a funny one
oh and i don't like disgusting one so don't tell me those coz i'm only a kid!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There was a bus full of 30 ugly people, and it crashed and the all died instantly!. They all went to heaven where God felt sorry for them because they were so ugly, so he decided to grant them one wish each!. So they got in a line for their wish!. They first person in line wished to be the most gorgeous person ever, and the person behind her wished to be gorgeous too, and so it went on and on!.
When they got about half way down the line the person in the back of the line started chuckling, then there were only a few people left and he started laughing hysterically! Then he was the next person and he was laughing so hard he was on the floor and didn’t think he had any more tears to shed for ANY reason! Then when it came his turn it took him 10 minutes to stop laughing, every time he would almost stop, he would start again!. Well, he finally stopped laughing and was able to get his wish in!. He told God “Make them all ugly again!”
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When they got about half way down the line the person in the back of the line started chuckling, then there were only a few people left and he started laughing hysterically! Then he was the next person and he was laughing so hard he was on the floor and didn’t think he had any more tears to shed for ANY reason! Then when it came his turn it took him 10 minutes to stop laughing, every time he would almost stop, he would start again!. Well, he finally stopped laughing and was able to get his wish in!. He told God “Make them all ugly again!”
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Redneck love poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE!.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO!.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER!.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER!.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL!.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL!.
YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER
BUT MAMA HEARD AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY!.
& gt; MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY!.
Brings a tear to yer eye, don't
it!?
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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE!.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO!.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER!.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER!.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL!.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL!.
YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER
BUT MAMA HEARD AND SAID, MY CHILD,
JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY!.
& gt; MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY!.
Brings a tear to yer eye, don't
it!?
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him!. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off!. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts!." She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em!."
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this never fails to make me laugh
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=ZLHDnCERt!.!.!.
and here's a nice clean joke:
there were 3 little moles looking for some food!. the first one says
" i smell food! follow me- it's this way"
the second mole says"
"i smell food too! let's go! hurry"
the third mole says
"you're both crazy! all i smell is molasses"
ugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=ZLHDnCERt!.!.!.
and here's a nice clean joke:
there were 3 little moles looking for some food!. the first one says
" i smell food! follow me- it's this way"
the second mole says"
"i smell food too! let's go! hurry"
the third mole says
"you're both crazy! all i smell is molasses"
ugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok i got a few!.
1!.Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks!.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks!."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks!."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks!."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them
2!.A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"
Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating!. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating!?!?"
All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"
3!. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof!. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into!.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH the firemen yank the blanket away!.!.!.the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato!.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead!.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead!.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps!. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake!.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof!. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde!.
No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it !. !. !."
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1!.Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks!.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks!."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks!."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks!."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them
2!.A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"
Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating!. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating!?!?"
All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"
3!. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof!. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into!.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH the firemen yank the blanket away!.!.!.the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato!.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead!.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead!.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps!. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake!.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof!. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde!.
No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it !. !. !."
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well the first persons was pretty funny
umm well sorry if this isnt funny enough but its funny for me!.!.!.but then again i will laugh at pretty much anything!.!.
well anyways heres the joke!.!.!.
nevermind i cant think of anything
sorry!.
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umm well sorry if this isnt funny enough but its funny for me!.!.!.but then again i will laugh at pretty much anything!.!.
well anyways heres the joke!.!.!.
nevermind i cant think of anything
sorry!.
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Want to drive any Politician Crazy!?
Place them in a round room and tell them to sit in a corner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Place them in a round room and tell them to sit in a corner!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how can i try to make you laugh when i can't even make myself laugh!. ]=Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poop :D!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I saved a girl from rape once!.!.!.!.I changed my mind!.
Bad joke, sorry :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bad joke, sorry :(Www@Enter-QA@Com