Legal case against God thrown out ....... this is a joke ?!
Question: Legal case against God thrown out !.!.!.!.!.!.!. this is a joke !?
A judge has thrown out a case against God - as the Almighty doesn't have an official address and legal papers can't be served!. Skip related content
Related photos / videos Legal case against God thrown out Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God who he said made terrorist threats against him and his Omaha constituents!.
Additionally, he said God inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants"!.
The US politician said his case was over the fact that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they have money or not!.
However, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward - and this would be rather tricky under the circumstances!.
Judge Polk said: "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice!."
But Senator Chambers, a law school graduate, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling!.
He said: "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God!. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience!.
"Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit!."
Senator Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, has 30 days to decide whether to appeal!.
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Related photos / videos Legal case against God thrown out Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God who he said made terrorist threats against him and his Omaha constituents!.
Additionally, he said God inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants"!.
The US politician said his case was over the fact that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they have money or not!.
However, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward - and this would be rather tricky under the circumstances!.
Judge Polk said: "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice!."
But Senator Chambers, a law school graduate, thinks he's found a hole in the judge's ruling!.
He said: "The court itself acknowledges the existence of God!. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience!.
"Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit!."
Senator Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, has 30 days to decide whether to appeal!.
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I don't think its a joke!.
He also skips prayers and criticizes Christians!.
His quotes "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit!." resemble the crazy atheists in R&S!.
Its kinda like "If you buy me an Xbox, then you love me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He also skips prayers and criticizes Christians!.
His quotes "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit!." resemble the crazy atheists in R&S!.
Its kinda like "If you buy me an Xbox, then you love me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yup, this idiot has decided that it's not a useless lawsuit until the court determines so, so he is trying to prove his point by clogging up the system with frivolous lawsuits!. The guy is a tax money wasting idiot!. Pure and simple!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Unfortunately it is not a joke!. This elected official is wasting tax dollars on this! Why do people vote for such idiots!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hes wary of the courts
Remember what happened that time they had his son up in court in Judea!?
He knows how to hold a grudgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Remember what happened that time they had his son up in court in Judea!?
He knows how to hold a grudgeWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh ye its a joke!. has to be a publicity stunt how could he possibly think he could win a case like that
What sort of numb knuckle lawyer would take on such a caseWww@Enter-QA@Com
What sort of numb knuckle lawyer would take on such a caseWww@Enter-QA@Com
I remember this being real, but it was a while ago, like I remember it being 6 months!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh whatever! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.and did you hear the one about the defendant pleading Not Guilty because the Devil made him do it!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who would be God's representation!.!.does this mean Jesus will be reborn!.!.!.or will it be some joker in the legal field!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Woooooow!.
Do people really not have a life!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Do people really not have a life!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yesWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes its a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is very rude against god and i wonder why dont we stop behaving like that before god washed them out of earth stright to hell
stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Best joke I've seen in a while if it is!.Www@Enter-QA@Com