Do you think this is a romantic poem to give to the girl i am trying to win over!
Question: Do you think this is a romantic poem to give to the girl i am trying to win over!?
LOVE
Your love blooms like a mechanical fungus
Raining shrapnel and pestulence over me
Basking in your decomposing radiance
Like the carcass of a flatulent hedgehog!.
i just really want her to know that i care!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your love blooms like a mechanical fungus
Raining shrapnel and pestulence over me
Basking in your decomposing radiance
Like the carcass of a flatulent hedgehog!.
i just really want her to know that i care!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
*gets naked and lays down*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Add this:
Your hair is as mangy as a rabid llama,
But that won't stop me from getting with your mama!.
I want to feel you night and day,
So let's go get in on in the hay!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your hair is as mangy as a rabid llama,
But that won't stop me from getting with your mama!.
I want to feel you night and day,
So let's go get in on in the hay!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com
It would have even more power if the flatulant hedgehog was named "Cecil!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, that's lovely!.
Here's mine:
You look worse than my last boyfriend
But you daddy is richer
I'm so glad you are neither a catcher or pitcher!.
Let's have a babby!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's mine:
You look worse than my last boyfriend
But you daddy is richer
I'm so glad you are neither a catcher or pitcher!.
Let's have a babby!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude, if you were trying to woo me with that poem, you and I would soooooo be having sex right now!.
You're awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're awesome!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I might change the "decomposing" to um!.!.!. let's use "vile" instead!. That'll trip her trigger!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Damn, I teared up when I read that, that was beautifulWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's the flatulence that will get her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com