What are some things you NEVER hear?!
Question: What are some things you NEVER hear!?
here's one; imagine the boss at work telling the employee that he/she is getting a raise!.!.!.the employee looks at their boss and says "you know, i just don't feel comfortable getting a raise!. i mean, as it is, you guys pay me too much already, and i don't feel right about it"!.
so!.!.!.what is that one thing you never hear!?
you guys are pretty creative, this one should be good lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
so!.!.!.what is that one thing you never hear!?
you guys are pretty creative, this one should be good lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
"Mariah Carey and Lindsay Lohan are the newest members of the Mensa Society!."
"George W!. Bush admits he smokes pot!."
"According to statistics, Americans think they're the only people in the world!." (We all think it, no one actually says it)
"Hey homeless guy, can I give you my coat and buy you lunch!?"
"Wow! That is the best orgasm I've ever faked!"
"Sure kid, smoking is good for you!."
"No curfew tonight, Lisa, you go ahead and let your hair down!. Daddy knows how stressful it is being a cheerleader!."
"Mom! Dad! Can we vacation in Wisconsin!?! Puh-lease can we!?!?!?"
"We have reviewed your appeal and found that your content was not in violation of the community guidelines!. We have reposted your content and apologize for any inconvenience!."
"Please leave your trays in the down and unlocked position during landing!. We will be serving coffee at 15,000 feet!."
"Welcome to Wal-mart - for every dollar you spend, we will increase the wages and benefits of our Asian factory workers by 25 cents, until they are receiving a FAIR WAGE!."
"Whaddya mean you're 'all out' of the 3 inch dildos!?!!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"George W!. Bush admits he smokes pot!."
"According to statistics, Americans think they're the only people in the world!." (We all think it, no one actually says it)
"Hey homeless guy, can I give you my coat and buy you lunch!?"
"Wow! That is the best orgasm I've ever faked!"
"Sure kid, smoking is good for you!."
"No curfew tonight, Lisa, you go ahead and let your hair down!. Daddy knows how stressful it is being a cheerleader!."
"Mom! Dad! Can we vacation in Wisconsin!?! Puh-lease can we!?!?!?"
"We have reviewed your appeal and found that your content was not in violation of the community guidelines!. We have reposted your content and apologize for any inconvenience!."
"Please leave your trays in the down and unlocked position during landing!. We will be serving coffee at 15,000 feet!."
"Welcome to Wal-mart - for every dollar you spend, we will increase the wages and benefits of our Asian factory workers by 25 cents, until they are receiving a FAIR WAGE!."
"Whaddya mean you're 'all out' of the 3 inch dildos!?!!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
something ive never heard is a good song from the jonas brothers, the cleveland browns winning (except for monday night because giants threw the game becasue they felt bad for the browns) and and the browns being able to make it to the superbowl! GO STEELERS! Www@Enter-QA@Com
US Goverment has just announced a morritorium on Taxes for all those falling below the $30!.000 annual salary bracket!.!.!.
Michael Jackson today announces he is GAY!
VP candidate possing for PlayboyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Michael Jackson today announces he is GAY!
VP candidate possing for PlayboyWww@Enter-QA@Com
You want more than a thousand (from my father)
You want more than a thousand (from my mother)
YOU just tell ME how much of a raise you want (my boss)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You want more than a thousand (from my mother)
YOU just tell ME how much of a raise you want (my boss)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Hey, howse it going!? Did you sleep OK!. Sorry to jam out of there so early, but I thought I'd call and just say I had a great time last night!. Want to get together again next week!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mommy, we dont need anything from you today, sleep in and we will bring you breakfast in bed (from my kids)
<<<<lifelong browns fan, grew up on ColumbusWww@Enter-QA@Com
<<<<lifelong browns fan, grew up on ColumbusWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Honey, your cankles really compliment and spill over those new shoes so nicely!." POW!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not tonight hun, I have a headache!.!.!.!.
yeah, like you'll ever hear that come out of my mouth!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah, like you'll ever hear that come out of my mouth!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow, you're looking skinny!.
I want to marry you!.
I told you NOT to put that Coke bottle up there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I want to marry you!.
I told you NOT to put that Coke bottle up there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You will never have to work another day in your lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
"You're right honey, I was wrong!." From my wifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll take the little one!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here, eat these Reeses Cups, they'll make you lose weight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I NEVER want to get laid again!. Ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh Kevin, I want your hot sexy body (from a hot woman)Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know I was thinking of having my testicles laminatedWww@Enter-QA@Com
i wish you'd nag me more!Www@Enter-QA@Com