How cool am I that I know what shorteez are? Please make up a metaphor for how c!


Question: How cool am I that I know what shorteez are!? Please make up a metaphor for how cool I am!.!?
Shorteez (AKA shorties) is a street word meaning kids or children!. I learned it on an episode of Aquateen Hunger Force!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
You are a flag pole in the dead of winter!. Which explains why my tongue is stuck to your shoulder!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Last week on Aquateen Hunger Force, I learned that not everyone likes kung fu fighting, that paper cuts can lead to staph infections, and that curdled milk is best when enjoyed at room temperature!.
But even more important than all of that is that on Sesame Street, I learned that you can hurt someone's feelings if you call them names such as a booty-snapper, a crusty-faced cracker head, or a pusss-filled narcoleptic chad-muncher!.
Words hurt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Can I just pretend I did!? I haven't had coffee yet and my brain is !.!.not warmed up!.
BUT you're cool enough I do believe!.
Okay, I kind of feel like I'm lying!. I like you as a person!.!.but cool!? Hmmm!.!.!.I'll have to think about that!. What about like an awesome guy instead!. Is that okay!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

M!.C!. Sir Loin!?


I love that song!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OK!.!.!.!.!.so whats a metaphor

edit OK now I know what it means!.!.!."Your as cool as a cucumber"Www@Enter-QA@Com

You are as cool as ice cream on a hot summer day !.
Not really !. But its a metaphor ;) Www@Enter-QA@Com

You are so cool that I can stick my beer down your trousers and it stays icy cold!.

Plus, it gives me a good excuse to stick my hand down there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

* cries because he doesn't know Aquateen Hunger Force *Www@Enter-QA@Com

You're so cool that popcicles freeze in your hand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You'r so cool, Chuck Norris walks around telling people Dashing Geek Facts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aquateen Hunger Force has it all wrong, Geek!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you're as tight as a ducks @ss, and that's water tight!. oly out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You are as a dentist knowing which teeth to yank out sans gloves-Www@Enter-QA@Com

You are just too cool to be alive, Shawty!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Helz man, your just what we call, Slicker than owl shcit on a pole!.

About as useful as titz on a boar hog,

Cooler than a witches titz

Hotter than a well digger's azz, in JulyWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm cooler than you!. I know what "Daddy-O" means!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

You're cooler than someone whose questions won't post!.

<------qs not postingWww@Enter-QA@Com

you are cooler than the other side of the pillow, son!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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