Why is my mom calling my contacts and telling them....?!
Question: Why is my mom calling my contacts and telling them!.!.!.!.!?
to be mean to me!? *Runs away and cries*
-"I am often disappointed at the lack of creativity" Www@Enter-QA@Com
-"I am often disappointed at the lack of creativity" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Your mom didn't tell me to be mean to you, but she did show me those naked pictures of you in the bathtub when you were five!.
I've seen your weenie, I've seen your weenie!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've seen your weenie, I've seen your weenie!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because, Insignificant little human, she realises that the only true route to enlightenment is through the misery and destruction of those dear to us!. Kain was all to unconvincing when he showed us the true path!. The true path!. True Path
Good things come to those who hate!.
Creative!? I thought so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good things come to those who hate!.
Creative!? I thought so!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because she think you are a sissy a** mamas boy and needs to be toughened up and beating you as a child never helped, so now she's turning everyone against you, it's def a conspiracy!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I forgot to tell you, she's coming to visit you this weekend!. I'll have to take you to the carwash and give you a bath!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because she hates you!.
And wants to start an army out of your contacts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And wants to start an army out of your contacts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Are you being serious!? It would be better if you give us more of an explanation so we all can better attend to your question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ooooohhh!.!. *hands you the belt*
time to teach momma about technology with a good ol' fashion belt!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
time to teach momma about technology with a good ol' fashion belt!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor yoou she is not appreciating your other talents!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because she's your mother!.!.
She does whatever, you have no right to answer backWww@Enter-QA@Com
She does whatever, you have no right to answer backWww@Enter-QA@Com
She really likes to comfort you!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sure your mom, would do no such thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Smack yo momma!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahhh, poor baby!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe shes not your mom or shedon't't like you
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thats not your mom
lmao Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao Www@Enter-QA@Com
She doesn't like you having friends hehe your all hers and you will be forever! mwah ha ha
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We talk about other things too, you know!. Not just about you!. She's lovely, why don't you call her more often!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
youre nothing but a drama queenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh that was your mom!.!.!.
I was taking it out on DG!!!
My bad!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was taking it out on DG!!!
My bad!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I missed this phone call!. You big baby, quit crying though!. For real!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whatWww@Enter-QA@Com
shes a crap mother then aint sheWww@Enter-QA@Com