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How did Humpty Dumpty actually manage to get to the top of the wall he was sat on!.!.!?!?
Eggs are just not that clever !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Eggs are just not that clever !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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He caught his braces on a tree while walking and carried on until they were stretched tight, then he was catapulted onto the wall!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Humpty Dumpty was in fact believed to be a large cannon! It was used during the English Civil War ( 1642 - 1649) in the Siege of Colchester (13 Jun 1648 - 27 Aug 1648)!. Colchester was strongly fortified by the Royalists and was laid to siege by the Parliamentarians (Roundheads)!. In 1648 the town of Colchester was a walled town with a castle and several churches and was protected by the city wall!. Standing immediately adjacent the city wall, was St Mary's Church!. A huge cannon, colloquially called Humpty Dumpty, was strategically placed on the wall next to St Mary's Church!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Bo Peep put him up there Hurfy! When she was looking for her sheep, she found him at the base of the wall, and lifted him up there so he could get a good look around to see if he could spot the sheep in the distance! Unfortunately he was a bit trollied at the time, and fell off! See!? :o) xxxxxxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
the giant with the golden goose and it's very clever laying tendencies i would suspect hatched a plan between them to leave poor humpty stranded on the wall as bait for the kings men to get all flustured and upset the grand old duke of york,
phew did you get all that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
phew did you get all that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was actually the storks first delivery!. However, after seeing how poorly that turned out, the stork then began delivering babies!.
The End!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The End!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Humpty Dumpty was (I think) the parody of King George IV,so he probably had servants who lifted him up there,Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was fired from a genetically modified chicken with a turbo powered sphincter!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well its like this, they got a harness strapped him into it, then hoisted him up with a crane, don't you know anything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All the kings horses and all the kings men did it as part of a hazing stunt!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was air-lifted on by some Aussie's who'd rented a helicopter for a day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I reckon someone helped him and he was set up, the culprit was never found, poor Humpty, xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Humpty dumpty did not exist as an egg it was a cannon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was put there as a look out, while the dish ran away with the spoonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe some giant was going to eat him and put him down for a minute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the fairy godmother did itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well which came first, Humpty or the wall!.!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think he used a step ladder!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
He scrambled up itWww@Enter-QA@Com
He used a spring board! It cracked him up to sail through the air! Oh! That's so bad! lol ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe there was a crane handy, my friend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jack and Jill put him up there !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was put there by a carrier pigeonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mother goose laid him there! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
He !.!.!. er !.!.!. fell up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
perhaps his mother laid him there!?Www@Enter-QA@Com