Please tell me some funny limericks?!


Question: Please tell me some funny limericks!?
I don't care if they are offensive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour his C**k was a flower
And his ars* was a bundle of weeds!.

A young boy and girl from Aberystwyth
Made love with the things that they kissed with
But as they grew older
They grew bigger and bolder
And made love with the things that they pis*ed with!.

There was a young lady from Lincoln
Who had a blue tit and a pink en
She married a jew
Who's ars* was blue
And the end of his c**k was stinking

There was a young man from Jarrow
Who's c**k was both long and narrow
So he bent it in two
and said how do you do
As he wheeled it around in a barrow!.


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There was a young woman from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling,
She layed on her back,
And opened her crack,
And p*ssed all over the ceiling!.

A new farmer's helper named Kull
Accidentally was milking a bull
The farmer said, "Boy yer dumb,
You done milked the wrong one!"
Said the boy, "But me whole bucket's full"Www@Enter-QA@Com

there once was a man from Nantucket
whose d*** was so long he could s*** it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a c*** I would f*** itWww@Enter-QA@Com

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There once was a bloke called Abcan
Who would drive round in his van
He tried to get chicks
But only got d1cks
So he set up home with a man :)

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