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Question: SURVEY:: Is it appropriate to!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.explain the birds and the bees to your children by taking them by the primate cages at the zoo!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Primates are surprisingly educational!.
I took my daughters to the zoo one lovely spring day and we came upon a mother chimpanzee with a newborn baby clutching the hairs on her swollen bosom!.
I was thrilled to show my children the miracle of new life and proclaimed, "LOOK! That mommy chimp has a baby! Just like you girls are my babies!."
The mommy chimp looked at us then proceeded to pile straw, being careful to leave the center of the pile more shallow than the sides!.
"Oh girls," I squealed, "She's making a bed for her baby!"
We gathered closer to the observation window to witness further!.
Once the nest was made, the mother chimpanzee pulled the wee baby from her chest and shook it with much intent until the little thing weed in the center of the nest!. She then tossed her baby by one leg into the tall grass nearby so she could squat over the next and take a crap, afterwards burying it using the tall sides!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I took my daughters to the zoo one lovely spring day and we came upon a mother chimpanzee with a newborn baby clutching the hairs on her swollen bosom!.
I was thrilled to show my children the miracle of new life and proclaimed, "LOOK! That mommy chimp has a baby! Just like you girls are my babies!."
The mommy chimp looked at us then proceeded to pile straw, being careful to leave the center of the pile more shallow than the sides!.
"Oh girls," I squealed, "She's making a bed for her baby!"
We gathered closer to the observation window to witness further!.
Once the nest was made, the mother chimpanzee pulled the wee baby from her chest and shook it with much intent until the little thing weed in the center of the nest!. She then tossed her baby by one leg into the tall grass nearby so she could squat over the next and take a crap, afterwards burying it using the tall sides!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whatever works for you and your kids!. It seems a little unorthodox, but if you need the visual aid to make your point!.!.!.go for it!
Remember to point out that animals don't practice safe sex!.!.!.so be sure to tell them about the Lion who has to keep up with 14 females and has a rash plus he's nothing but tired all the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Remember to point out that animals don't practice safe sex!.!.!.so be sure to tell them about the Lion who has to keep up with 14 females and has a rash plus he's nothing but tired all the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is one starting point!.!.!.fortunately there are other finer points of those birds and bees which parents can fill in for their children!.!.!.like how much it would hurt to share intimacy with someone who turns out not to be the right one etc!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No way, one thing is knowing the idea and anotherone very different is seeing it!. That's just wrong, funny, but wrong!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It would also teach them other things like masturbation, flea picking and poopy finger sniffing!.
Sandy :O)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sandy :O)Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's better to take them by then into the cages!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mine learned about "massive" dumps in the elephant cage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they might be abit traumatised by it all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Of course not if you want your girls to believe that throwing poop is part of the love making ritualWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, Haha!!
monkeys are always doing it, you want to talk to them, not show them free zoo porn Www@Enter-QA@Com
monkeys are always doing it, you want to talk to them, not show them free zoo porn Www@Enter-QA@Com
Monkey sex is boring!. Take them to the big cats, there's more biting and clawing!. That'll learn 'em how to work it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No - that may frighten them, lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it would do fineWww@Enter-QA@Com
No, not at all! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not unless they are 30 or so!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ah i don't think so!.!.!.!.!.!. i wouldn't do itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Do you want them to turn out worse then R Kelly!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
yepWww@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm,noWww@Enter-QA@Com
no its better to show them yourselfWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes!. Especially the flinging poo part!. That explains a lot around my house!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's better than making them watch a porno!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's cool!.!.
Kiddy books work too!.!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kiddy books work too!.!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
uhhh no!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i never let my kids look at those nasty monkeys, let alone myself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hhmmm!.!.!.!!!
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!.!.!.mm well I know I wasnt told like that LOL!.!.!.
but!.!.whatever!.!.!.its not like it will do any harm to him/her !.!.!.
most people have the discovery channel anyway!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but!.!.whatever!.!.!.its not like it will do any harm to him/her !.!.!.
most people have the discovery channel anyway!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com