"WHAT do I do?......there's a giant lizard with no pants on playing ban!
Question: "WHAT do I do!?!.!.!.!.!.!.there's a giant lizard with no pants on playing banjo!?
!.!.!.!.!.in my living room!.!.!.!.!.!.he's playing "out of tune"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.WHAT do I do!?!.!.!.!.should I report him!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Rip it and skin it! ^^
Unless she's a hot Latina just waitin' for you to take off her odd lizard suit!
Yeah, babe! Woo! That could be so much fun!.!.Then never mind the playing banjo!.!.
^^ Hehe!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Unless she's a hot Latina just waitin' for you to take off her odd lizard suit!
Yeah, babe! Woo! That could be so much fun!.!.Then never mind the playing banjo!.!.
^^ Hehe!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why not just give him a nice, cool drink of lemonade with some cyanaide in it!? That ought to SURELY get rid of him, if that's what you want!. You know, he'll be dead in half a minute at least!.
But then of course, what to do with its body!?
I say you give Whoopi Goldburg a call; She's helped me with these sort of dead giant lizard situations in the past!.
Or of course, if you can't get any cyanaide in time (in time to save your ears is what I mean), why not just grab that banjo and smash it in the head!? You can easily knock it out that way, and then do what you wish with its body!.
Take a crap in its mouth even, if that's the type of humor you enjoy making!.
Oh and I forgot to mention; If Whoopi Goldburg isn't home, your next best choice is to phone the astronomer who discovered the planet made entirely of noodles!. And if HE isn't home [he might be designing a space rocket specially fitted for flying to Bavarian-Man-Smoking-Cigar shaped moon orbiting Uranus!.!.] Then I'd next call that nutty dentist Dr!. Winglfaus - If he's not too busy making those giant slippers he plans to make combusting rug electricity with!.!.!.[a suicide mission if you ask me!.]
All of those people have a clean, non-expired C!.U!.D!.L license on them (Cleaning Up Dead Lizards) so I'm sure they'd be a right-on clear sorce to contact if you're planning to kill the out of tune lizard!.
I highly suggest the cyanaide drenched lemonade!.
I sure hope I could have helped you at all in this terrible situation - I've been through many of these experiences before, and I'll tell you - Cyanaide is the key way of ridding those nasty mamas!.
Sincerely,
Gnome Hunter of The Month;
Sunny Hamilton the retarded penguin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But then of course, what to do with its body!?
I say you give Whoopi Goldburg a call; She's helped me with these sort of dead giant lizard situations in the past!.
Or of course, if you can't get any cyanaide in time (in time to save your ears is what I mean), why not just grab that banjo and smash it in the head!? You can easily knock it out that way, and then do what you wish with its body!.
Take a crap in its mouth even, if that's the type of humor you enjoy making!.
Oh and I forgot to mention; If Whoopi Goldburg isn't home, your next best choice is to phone the astronomer who discovered the planet made entirely of noodles!. And if HE isn't home [he might be designing a space rocket specially fitted for flying to Bavarian-Man-Smoking-Cigar shaped moon orbiting Uranus!.!.] Then I'd next call that nutty dentist Dr!. Winglfaus - If he's not too busy making those giant slippers he plans to make combusting rug electricity with!.!.!.[a suicide mission if you ask me!.]
All of those people have a clean, non-expired C!.U!.D!.L license on them (Cleaning Up Dead Lizards) so I'm sure they'd be a right-on clear sorce to contact if you're planning to kill the out of tune lizard!.
I highly suggest the cyanaide drenched lemonade!.
I sure hope I could have helped you at all in this terrible situation - I've been through many of these experiences before, and I'll tell you - Cyanaide is the key way of ridding those nasty mamas!.
Sincerely,
Gnome Hunter of The Month;
Sunny Hamilton the retarded penguin!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First of all, DON'T PANIC!
If the lizard is playing then chances are the creature doesn't have any hostile intentions!.
Secondly, you might want to call your town council because it sounds like they have adopted a new approach to "Keeping the Arts Alive" program with a lizard coming into your abode to play various melodies!. Although I don't know why he's pant-less, you might want to look into that (just not too close)!.
And lastly, just sit back close your eyes, so as not to stare at a half-naked reptile, and enjoy the off key tunes that you neighborly lizard is bringing to your ears!.
By the way, I am jealous!. My town doesn't have this type of program in place!.!.!.!.!.Lucky You!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If the lizard is playing then chances are the creature doesn't have any hostile intentions!.
Secondly, you might want to call your town council because it sounds like they have adopted a new approach to "Keeping the Arts Alive" program with a lizard coming into your abode to play various melodies!. Although I don't know why he's pant-less, you might want to look into that (just not too close)!.
And lastly, just sit back close your eyes, so as not to stare at a half-naked reptile, and enjoy the off key tunes that you neighborly lizard is bringing to your ears!.
By the way, I am jealous!. My town doesn't have this type of program in place!.!.!.!.!.Lucky You!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If your in the U!.S!.A!. (and a Republican, I believe!?) !.!.simply dial 911 and in a calm, level tone tell them what you have just old us and ask for assistance!. They will give you a choice of services!.!.Choose the ambulance and ask if they might have room for your friend from the Galapagos Isles!. That was pretty clever of you to notice his banjo was "out of tune"!! Well done!.!. while your waiting for them to arrive, you might sort out some slim pants for Godlizzo as the casualty dept!. get flustered when naked lizards are brought in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Give him a peanut butter sandwich and he will either get in tune or leave!. Depending on whether or not you put jelly on the sandwich!. Good luck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A) Offer him some pants, for goodness sakes!
B) Ask if he has a harmonica you can borrow and join in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
B) Ask if he has a harmonica you can borrow and join in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sell tickets and film it for future release to get even more $!. One question, though!.!.!. why would a lizard wear pants!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my god this is the funniest thing i've heard all day ahahah
you've made my night <3
ermm
snap his stings so he plays no more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you've made my night <3
ermm
snap his stings so he plays no more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take your own pants off!.
The shock will make him play in tune!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
The shock will make him play in tune!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Smack him upside the head!.
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Dance out of step to him!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Call Geiko and tell them to keep their stupid lizard on its leashWww@Enter-QA@Com
join himWww@Enter-QA@Com
take a pan and hit him on the head!! lizards cant play banjosWww@Enter-QA@Com
get the fly swatter and chase him out!.Don't be afraid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
************ u might wanna pass on the mushruum soup fer lunch next time ************ ROFL ************************Www@Enter-QA@Com