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Question: Can you name two things that would make!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.your pants more attractive to others!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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OK, two things that would make my pants more attractive to others:
1!. If you could use them as an emergency parking space
2!. If they could accommodate 300 wedding guests and a mariachi bandWww@Enter-QA@Com
1!. If you could use them as an emergency parking space
2!. If they could accommodate 300 wedding guests and a mariachi bandWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wearing them on my head!. Wearing a hat on my schlong to replace the aforementioned pants!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Wear them just low enough that a little butt crack is showing (attention getter)
2!. Wear bright colored pants!. They are really attractive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Wear bright colored pants!. They are really attractive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hang two sausages from both hips!.
although you may only attract dogs & bums!!
But,you never know!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
although you may only attract dogs & bums!!
But,you never know!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Remembering to remove the 75 cent yard sale sticker!.
Pockets deep and long enough in which to fit an Italian Sausage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pockets deep and long enough in which to fit an Italian Sausage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) If I hiked them up real high thus creating a camel toe or moose knuckle for the brunettes!.
2) Not wet them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2) Not wet them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Front and Back identical Gemini (the twins)!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take the lumps out of the seat and
put some bulge in the crotchal area!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
put some bulge in the crotchal area!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can't think of a darn thing that would make them look better!. They do look pretty good draped over a chair, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
for them to be on the floor, benefits others well!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that they be clean and that they fit well (note; fitting well does not mean tight)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Flair (from Office Space) and possibly a tube sock or 2!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Duck tape and a large pepperoni stick works wonders : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cut out the crotch and both butt cheek areas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm guessing I could buy new ones someday,but my lady friend says my pants look good from behind,so there ya go!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a stylish teeshirtWww@Enter-QA@Com
I would If I could , but I can`t so I won`t!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Smaller bum !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Toothbrush and $20Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't wear pants!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
glitter and tighter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Less crabs and!.!.!.!? Nope, I can only name one!.
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Two rolls of quarters!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll just put them on and dance in them,always popular!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
two holes, one each at the top of each leg, in back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
duct tape makes them just like newWww@Enter-QA@Com
kick me sign on my buttWww@Enter-QA@Com
hand paint!.!. and sparkles!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
make them look tighter, add sparkles to it<3Www@Enter-QA@Com
dye them hot pink and add black laceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Soap and water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com