Why doesn’t tarzan have a beard? I mean he lives with freaking monkeys how could!
Question: Why doesn’t tarzan have a beard!? I mean he lives with freaking monkeys how could he shave!?
and he thinks that he is monkey and monkeys don’t shave so there for how does he not have a hairy faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
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OMG! THAT'S GOOD QUESTION!!!
Hmmmm!.!. maybe he doesn't believe in Chuck Norris =P
LOL! joke!.
Maybe he shaved with some incredibly sharp and pointy rock!.!.!. =\Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hmmmm!.!. maybe he doesn't believe in Chuck Norris =P
LOL! joke!.
Maybe he shaved with some incredibly sharp and pointy rock!.!.!. =\Www@Enter-QA@Com
The natives he spied on didn't have beards or moustaches, so he shaved with a pumice stone the way the ancient Greeks did, and hacked his hair shorter even in the early days to keep it out of his eyes during combat!. According to Burroughs, he didn't think he was a monkey for very long; he found out he was different after a while!. Burroughs admitted cheating by letting a too-young Tarzan teach himself to read; but he learned French from Paul d"Arnot and then English from Jane Porter, his future wife!. And both would have insisted on his being clean-shaven!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The books were probably written in the 50's and it was not fashionable to have a beard!. also, it didn't look pretty in films!.
Now that everybody has a beardless image in their mind when they think of Tarzan, they won't be changing him!. Unless of course they make some avant garde Tarzan film where he's realistic and has facial hair!. Either way, Tarzan poops in the jungle!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that everybody has a beardless image in their mind when they think of Tarzan, they won't be changing him!. Unless of course they make some avant garde Tarzan film where he's realistic and has facial hair!. Either way, Tarzan poops in the jungle!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Conan, didn't you see the the episode where he was shaving his face one day at the river bank!? He was using his knife, and an alligator attacked him and he fought the beast and killed it!. It was awesome!!!
Anyway, I am surprised at you Conan, by the way!.!.!.!.!.why did you eat that fake vulture instead of biting into a real one in your movie!?!? That was a pretty fake prop of a vulture, you could really tell it was a stuffed plastic sort of thingy!.!.!.!.really put a damper on the rest of the movie!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyway, I am surprised at you Conan, by the way!.!.!.!.!.why did you eat that fake vulture instead of biting into a real one in your movie!?!? That was a pretty fake prop of a vulture, you could really tell it was a stuffed plastic sort of thingy!.!.!.!.really put a damper on the rest of the movie!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was the jungle, maybe he took a cue from the naked a** baboons and figured out it was much cooler to go without hair on his face or maybe he just like the naked a** look!. Hollywood couldn't cover up their Tarzan's faces with hair! Think logically my good man! How would that make money!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's using the sharpened propeller from a learjet that fell from the sky!.
Better yet, he found a razor in that jet!.!.!.and an instructional video with a DVD player and a generator that runs on bananas!. The pilot taught him how to use THAT before he died (yeahhh, that's it!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Better yet, he found a razor in that jet!.!.!.and an instructional video with a DVD player and a generator that runs on bananas!. The pilot taught him how to use THAT before he died (yeahhh, that's it!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A chimp bit off his gazumbies when he was a little boy, so he doesn't have the male hormones that are needed to grow a beard!. Ever wonder why he and Jane don't have kids!? Now you know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sadly!.!.!.!.Tarzan never went through puberty!. Sadly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
u have a lotta free time doncha!?
awesome question tho i'm gonna star it!.
:D
i'll bet tarzan waxed his face in the middle of the night!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
awesome question tho i'm gonna star it!.
:D
i'll bet tarzan waxed his face in the middle of the night!.
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who knows!? Who cares!? Its a freaking cartoon! Www@Enter-QA@Com
He has a daily routine!.
Every morning, the monkeys eats off his facial hair so he stays gorgeous!.
Didn't mother tell you that!? ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Every morning, the monkeys eats off his facial hair so he stays gorgeous!.
Didn't mother tell you that!? ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com
possibly because he is a FICTIONAL CHARACTERWww@Enter-QA@Com
He uses gum and sap from the trees!.
If you notice, he lives with APES not monkeys!. Apes do not have facial hair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you notice, he lives with APES not monkeys!. Apes do not have facial hair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He either has native american blood since the dont grow facial hair or he cut his penis off or he had some form of accident with it cause his body to skip the puberty phase ewww!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he is not like an ordinary human he has a rare case of nastural hairmonial disease!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
his balls never droppedWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA, He probably used a stone, or maybe chuck norris blew him a kiss!. or, secret option number three, it's a movie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hes asianWww@Enter-QA@Com
Because he's frickin cool like that, alright!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Cause only pious men have beards!.!. And tarzan's a ****ing wild animal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe his face is his ***!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I'm guessing he uses a razor of pumace stoneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Maybe he plucks!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I never thought about that! That is a good question :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
well jane needs some way to tell the gorillas and tarzan apartWww@Enter-QA@Com
uses a knife!? or rockWww@Enter-QA@Com
and why are the cameras in the jungleWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow- how old are you!?
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