Survey...Have YOU.!!..Ever .?!
Question: Survey!.!.!.Have YOU!.!!!.!.Ever !.!?
Hit yourself in the face opening the car door then blamed someone else for it!.!.!.!.!?!?
I have a wife who did!.!.!.Blamed me, I was innocent !.!.
It did'nt help I just sat there giggling at her!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a wife who did!.!.!.Blamed me, I was innocent !.!.
It did'nt help I just sat there giggling at her!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I can't believe you haven't learned the 'first lesson' of marriage!.!.!.everyone 'knows' that the wife is ALWAYS right!.!.!.in this case, for instance!.!.!.(everyone knows how stunningly HANDSOME you are!.!.!.how debonair!.!.!.but sometimes silly!.!.!.)!.!.!.and THAT's why it's your fault your wife had the accident (she was completely mesmerized by your good looks, charm and wit)!.!.!.right!? Now, go into the other room, sneak up behind her!. wrap your arms around her!.!.!.plant a gentle kiss on her neck and tell her you're sorry for being such an oaf!.!.!.(it's a perfect prelude to 'make up' sex!.!.!.and WE ALL know how much fun THAT is!.!.!.hehehe)!.!.!. Now, get going!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did and broke my cheek bone!.
I know where Glenys is coming from!.!.!. she's a woman and has to blame someone or something else!.
I blamed the rain for being on my glasses and making it difficult to see!. I also blamed the car for being a different shape to mine so the door opened differently!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know where Glenys is coming from!.!.!. she's a woman and has to blame someone or something else!.
I blamed the rain for being on my glasses and making it difficult to see!. I also blamed the car for being a different shape to mine so the door opened differently!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol I didn't blame someone else !.!.!. but specialise at hitting myself with random doors !! in fact I figured out modern car design has a serious falut after almost gutting myself on one!.!.!. you never got that problem with older cars as they had rounder corners !.!.!.!.!.
BE WARNED !! lol !.!.!. Glenys is good I like her thinking as Helen will tell you as I blame her for random facts everyday !! !.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
BE WARNED !! lol !.!.!. Glenys is good I like her thinking as Helen will tell you as I blame her for random facts everyday !! !.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nope, but i wouldn't like my car hitting it's door in my face!.!. if it gets a dent it'll cost me like £750 to fix it :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, but my wife did the same thing and blamed it on the dog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL she was probably just embarassed!. Nah I wouldn't do that but I might make them feel guilty silently!. I'm evil like that lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No not yet!.!.!.!.!.aw poor Glenys!.!.!.!.!.!.hope you gave her some sympathy instead of laughing this time, no you didn't as just reading rest of question!.!.!.!.!.!.stay out of the kitchen or may be a frying pan flying your way!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
No not my face, but banged my funny bone on the car door, it bl00dy hurt too, I felt sick at the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhahahaaa
No i haven't!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No i haven't!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, but I've punched myself in the mouth pulling a trash bag out and blamed my cat!.
True story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
True story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha !.!.not blamed anyone for it !.!.!.last nite in the taxi !.!.it was my own drunken fault !!! LOL Www@Enter-QA@Com
Close, hit my head and blamed the ex,lol!. Anytime he was around I'd hit somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Look you're a bloke, it's always your fault!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha yeh Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, but I love this question! Its made me chuckle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol
And no it hasnt!. ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
And no it hasnt!. ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oooh, NEVER laugh!!!!
Never!
maWww@Enter-QA@Com
Never!
maWww@Enter-QA@Com
No!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.no i haven't Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! now thats funny! and no that hasnt happened to me lol =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, but I've banged my head climbing out!. Ouch!Www@Enter-QA@Com