Survey...Have YOU.!!..Ever .?!


Question: Survey!.!.!.Have YOU!.!!!.!.Ever !.!?
Hit yourself in the face opening the car door then blamed someone else for it!.!.!.!.!?!?

I have a wife who did!.!.!.Blamed me, I was innocent !.!.
It did'nt help I just sat there giggling at her!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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I can't believe you haven't learned the 'first lesson' of marriage!.!.!.everyone 'knows' that the wife is ALWAYS right!.!.!.in this case, for instance!.!.!.(everyone knows how stunningly HANDSOME you are!.!.!.how debonair!.!.!.but sometimes silly!.!.!.)!.!.!.and THAT's why it's your fault your wife had the accident (she was completely mesmerized by your good looks, charm and wit)!.!.!.right!? Now, go into the other room, sneak up behind her!. wrap your arms around her!.!.!.plant a gentle kiss on her neck and tell her you're sorry for being such an oaf!.!.!.(it's a perfect prelude to 'make up' sex!.!.!.and WE ALL know how much fun THAT is!.!.!.hehehe)!.!.!. Now, get going!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I did and broke my cheek bone!.

I know where Glenys is coming from!.!.!. she's a woman and has to blame someone or something else!.

I blamed the rain for being on my glasses and making it difficult to see!. I also blamed the car for being a different shape to mine so the door opened differently!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol I didn't blame someone else !.!.!. but specialise at hitting myself with random doors !! in fact I figured out modern car design has a serious falut after almost gutting myself on one!.!.!. you never got that problem with older cars as they had rounder corners !.!.!.!.!.

BE WARNED !! lol !.!.!. Glenys is good I like her thinking as Helen will tell you as I blame her for random facts everyday !! !.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nope, but i wouldn't like my car hitting it's door in my face!.!. if it gets a dent it'll cost me like £750 to fix it :(Www@Enter-QA@Com

No, but my wife did the same thing and blamed it on the dog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL she was probably just embarassed!. Nah I wouldn't do that but I might make them feel guilty silently!. I'm evil like that lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

No not yet!.!.!.!.!.aw poor Glenys!.!.!.!.!.!.hope you gave her some sympathy instead of laughing this time, no you didn't as just reading rest of question!.!.!.!.!.!.stay out of the kitchen or may be a frying pan flying your way!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

No not my face, but banged my funny bone on the car door, it bl00dy hurt too, I felt sick at the time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahhahahaaa
No i haven't!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

No, but I've punched myself in the mouth pulling a trash bag out and blamed my cat!.

True story!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha !.!.not blamed anyone for it !.!.!.last nite in the taxi !.!.it was my own drunken fault !!! LOL Www@Enter-QA@Com

Close, hit my head and blamed the ex,lol!. Anytime he was around I'd hit somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com

Look you're a bloke, it's always your fault!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha yeh Www@Enter-QA@Com

No, but I love this question! Its made me chuckle!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol

And no it hasnt!. ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oooh, NEVER laugh!!!!
Never!

maWww@Enter-QA@Com

No!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.!.!.no i haven't Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol! now thats funny! and no that hasnt happened to me lol =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

No, but I've banged my head climbing out!. Ouch!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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